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Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
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When I was little girl,
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Christmas Eve was my favorite night
of the year.
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I'd wait up with my brother for Santa.
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Sometimes we would fall asleep,
but I'd be dreaming of presents.
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I really love presents.
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- Nick, he's here.
- Stop.
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Come on. Wake up.
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- No.
- Come on, come on, come on.
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What a jolly card.
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I wonder which child made this?
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Over here! Right here! I caught you.
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You did.
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But let's keep it between us,
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because my job depends
on not getting caught.
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Totally get it.
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So, I see you have some presents...
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Oh, I do. Um...
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Have you been naughty or nice this year?
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In my personal opinion, very nice.
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Well, let me check my list.
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Oh! Oh!
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Um, checking it twice.
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Dad!
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You know I'm nice.
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Give me a hug.
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Dad! You're home!
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Come here, my boy!
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Oh! Welcome home, Santa.
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I see Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
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How was your night, dear?
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Jolly. The presents were all delivered.
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Except for two.
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Oh, my garland. This is amazing!
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What'd you get, Nick?
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Dad?
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Congratulations, my boy.
It's time to start your Santa training.
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Try it on.
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I'm not sure this fits.
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It will fit you when you fit it.
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There you go. That looks jolly, Nick.
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And red is totally your color.
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Oh!
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That must be the elves
to welcome you home!
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No, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Jackets, everyone.
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Pole weather report,
snow and eight degrees.
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Forever.
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That's cold. Come on, honey.
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Thank you, Santa.
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- Merry Christmas, Polly.
- Dad?
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- Uh-huh?
- I was just wondering, Mom is Mrs. Claus,
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Polly is our nanny,
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someday Nick will be Santa.
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What do I do?
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Well, what do you want to do?
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I would like to do what you do.
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You mean, be Santa?
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No, Nick is Santa.
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But I would like to help decide
what toys to make,
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and fly the sleigh,
and do something really important.
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You do, Noelle.
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You make everyone jolly with your cards
and your Christmas cheer,
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and you know how much your brother
depends on you. So you can help him,
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and always keep his Christmas spirit up.
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Sure. I can do that.
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I'm counting on you.
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Merry Christmas, Noelle.
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Merry Christmas, Dad.
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Now that I'm grown up, Christmas
is still my favorite time of the year.
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Although, this Christmas is a sad one.
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Dad passed away five months ago,
and I miss him every day.
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But Dad always told us
that Christmas must go on,
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especially for us Kringles,
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because for 2,000 years,
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our ancestors have been the Santas that
bring joy to children all over the world.
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And now it's my big brother's turn,
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as Nick becomes the 23rd Kringle
to wear the red hat.
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He's been practicing
his sleigh flying here in the Pole.
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Am I supposed to land on the house?
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Slow down! Slow down! No, no, no!
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We can work with that, right?
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Believe it or not,
that's actually an improvement.
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Everyone's been working super hard
to help him get ready,
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- including Mother.
- Well, dear, that was, um...
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Well, you know.
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And Santa's Helpers are singing...
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Crashing all the way
Ha, ha, ha!
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My geeky cousin, Gabe,
and his Tech Elves are doing something.
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I don't know.
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- They're really excited about it.
- Oh, my God! We did it!
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And as for me, I'm still making
my cards and spreading Christmas cheer,
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just like Dad told me to.
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I don't know what everyone
would do without me.
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Yo! Snowcone! Dude!
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Oh!
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Yes, who's my hyperactive little reindeer?
You are! Oh! You got it.
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What do we think?
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"Merry Christmas.
What are you getting this year?"
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I know, it totally captures the essence
of Christmas, getting the perfect present.
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- Noelle!
- Mmm.
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Morning, princess.
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Thank you, but I don't want breakfast.
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- Yes, you do.
- I'm very busy.
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I have been out in the forest,
chopping firewood, carting it on my back,
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so that I could heat up the cottage
and make your breakfast waffles,
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while I picked up all the dirty clothes,
but none of that's really been a problem.
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I don't need you to do
any of that stuff. Honestly.
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You would starve and die
if it weren't for me.
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That's what you think.
Oh, my garland. This is delicious.
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Oh, my partridge-in-a-pear-tree underwear
needs washing.
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Oh, well, then my Christmas wish
has been granted.
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Hmm.
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Come on, Snowy. I'll race you.
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Whoo!
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Puffins, scatter!
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Sorry, guys!
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Noelle! Elf Carol. Daily Carol.
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- Can I ask you a few questions?
- I'm all earmuffs. Fire away.
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We know it's been a whirlwind preparation
since your father,
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and our dearly beloved Santa Nicholas,
passed away.
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How is your brother doing?
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So jolly. We're all very proud of him.
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And the big question is:
will he be ready by Christmas?
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Of course! He's a Kringle.
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- Under. Under.
- Ah! Okay.
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Under your tongue.
All right. There you go. Ooh!
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Santa, I got you a new scarf.
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And check this out.
Three Weeks To A Jelly Belly...
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What happened? Mother!
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Santa, I thought
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you were at sleigh practice.
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Santa tried to land again
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Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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He missed the roof and hit the den
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Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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Thank you, Santa's Helpers.
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It was a horrible example of what can
go wrong when you're using, well,
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outdated technology.
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- After Cousin Nick crashed, the...
- Oh!
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I'm sorry. Did you just refer to him
as Cousin Nick?
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Shouldn't you be
calling my big brother "Santa"?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought
that since we were all family, that...
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Well, he's Santa to you,
he's Santa to everyone.
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He's even Santa to himself.
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Well, actually, I'm pretty informal
when I'm alone.
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I'm just Nick.
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Alone. That's a jolly idea.
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Why don't we all just give Santa a moment.
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Okay.
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Excuse me, Gabe.
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This is not going well at all, dear.
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Dasher nearly broke an antler.
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And we're way, way behind schedule
at the workshop.
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You need to do your job and give
your brother some Christmas spirit,
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or else we're not gonna be ready
for Christmas.
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Oh, this is heavy.
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The Book of Santa.
I've read it. I've memorized it.
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I've listened to it on tape.
I just don't get it.
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Okay. Well, we are gonna read it together
and we're gonna figure this out.
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Let's start at the top.
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The top is chimney access,
that's funny.
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"The chimney will expand when you tap
three times with the magical candy cane
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"and sing the first line
of We Wish You A Merry Christmas,
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"assuming that you stay in key."
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- Hold your reindeer.
- Yeah.
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How am I supposed to know which is
the right present to give each child?
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If I haven't determined
who's naughty or nice,
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how can I pick their present?
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You see, it's kind of a vicious circle.
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Okay.
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This is the list. It's filled with names.
Some are nice and some are naughty.
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Some of the names
haven't been filled in yet,
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and that's gonna be your job, okay?
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Dad said, "It's not about
what the kid looks like.
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"It's what's on the inside
that's important.
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"You need to connect with their heart."
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Oh, I love that.
How's that done?
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I have no idea.
Just focus really hard, I guess?
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Okay.
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Uh... Nice.
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She cheated on every math test
she ever took.
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That's a... stocking full of coal
if ever I've seen one.
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Yeah. He saved a kitten from a tree,
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after visiting his grandmother
in the nursing home.
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So, nice?
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Okay, we need to figure out what people
want for Christmas. Here we go.
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- Football tickets.
- iPad.
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Really think about this next one.
Take your time.
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She looks like
she likes playing guitar,
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and that looks like, uh, an old guitar.
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So, I'm gonna say, um...
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- New guitar?
- iPad.
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You can do this.
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- iPad?
- Polly!
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- Okay, let's say I'm in Germany.
- Yeah.
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A child wakes up, wants to talk to me,
I don't speak their language.
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Yeah, but, um,
Santa understands all languages.
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And so do you.
I saw you speaking Arabic to Elf Tippy.
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Yeah, but that's because Gabe showed me
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how to use this thing
called Google Translate.
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Okay, Nick, I know
you're scared of the reindeer,
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but you need to Santa up.
You've gotta show them who's boss.
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"Grip the reins with both hands
while firmly saying 'On Dasher!'"
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Grip, command.
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Can't treat them like your cuddly pets.
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You're almost in.
Look how good you're doing!
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I don't wanna do this. No!
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- This is great! Let it happen!
- No!
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No!
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Great job, buddy. That looked great.
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- You okay?
- No!
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Ugh.
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All right.
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- Two double hot chocolates.
- Great.
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One with extra whipped cream.
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And... peppermint.
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Thank garland for hot chocolate
and peppermint.
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Mmm.
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I feel like I've been shivering
my whole life, you know?
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Sometimes, I... I dream about getting out
and finding someplace warm,
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where I can stretch and relax
and just breathe, you know?
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- Then you should.
- How?
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I'm Santa. I don't get a vacation.
I don't even get Christmas off.
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You can't be Santa
if you're having a nervous breakdown.
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Nobody wants you sliding into
their fireplace crying and weeping.
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Nothing merry about that.
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Can't go down chimneys.
I'm claustrophobic.
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You remember those magazines
Dad used to bring me on Christmas?
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Yeah, like People? That's how I found out
Jennifer Aniston's nice.
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Yeah.
Travel And Leisure had those sections
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about the perfect Christmas getaway.
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Warm weather, swimming pools,
sun-kissed mountains.
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You need to look in that magazine,
pick a place, get away for the weekend.
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Bring me back some issues
while you're down there.
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Ah! Cousin Gabe.
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Hello.
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I wanted to install GPS
and USB-C portals on the sleigh,
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and was wondering if you knew
where Cousin... Santa, you know, was.
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I think he probably took the sleigh
for a practice flight.
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Well, the sleigh came back,
and all the reindeer are here,
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but there's no Santa.
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Well, it's not like him to just leave.
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What's with all these magazines?
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"InStyle, Travel and Leisure,
Martha Stewart's Living."
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Um, I was helping Santa train,
247
00:15:56,193 --> 00:15:59,405
and he seemed a little overwhelmed.
So I mentioned, almost as a joke...
248
00:15:59,488 --> 00:16:01,073
Ho, ho, ho.
249
00:16:01,157 --> 00:16:03,576
That he should go somewhere
and relax for the weekend.
250
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:07,997
And maybe bring back some new magazines.
That's probably what that's about.
251
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,915
But they're for all of us to enjoy.
252
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:11,709
It's not just for me.
253
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:16,463
But you guys seem mad.
254
00:16:16,547 --> 00:16:19,341
I hope he's okay!
255
00:16:20,134 --> 00:16:21,135
Where is he?
256
00:16:23,846 --> 00:16:25,347
When was the last time you saw him?
257
00:16:25,431 --> 00:16:26,724
Seven days and counting.
258
00:16:28,434 --> 00:16:29,518
It's Noelle's fault.
259
00:16:29,602 --> 00:16:31,270
What's gonna happen with Christmas?
260
00:16:31,353 --> 00:16:33,481
- I hope it's okay.
- What happened to him?
261
00:16:33,564 --> 00:16:35,316
This never happened before.
262
00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:37,318
- Quiet.
- Where is he?
263
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:41,197
Quiet!
264
00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:44,116
Silent night.
265
00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:51,999
For the first time in 2,000 years,
266
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,211
a Santa has disappeared.
267
00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:57,129
At the urging of his sister, Noelle.
268
00:16:57,213 --> 00:16:58,964
I just said he should take
the weekend off.
269
00:16:59,048 --> 00:17:01,550
You put Christmas in jeopardy, young lady.
270
00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:03,802
- She did.
- That's so naughty.
271
00:17:04,386 --> 00:17:06,347
Rest ye, merry gentlemen.
272
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:11,602
As Christmas is just six days away,
we must have a new Santa.
273
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:14,438
Wait. What about a rescue mission?
274
00:17:14,522 --> 00:17:17,817
My brother could be hurt.
He might've fallen out of the sleigh.
275
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,902
No one but Santa has ever left the Pole.
276
00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:22,112
And we have no idea where Santa is.
277
00:17:22,196 --> 00:17:25,366
We could lose the sleigh or the reindeer.
Then there'd be no Christmas.
278
00:17:25,449 --> 00:17:29,119
- No Christmas?
- A rescue attempt is far too dangerous.
279
00:17:30,204 --> 00:17:33,916
Leaving me no choice but to call upon...
280
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:36,210
Gabriel Kringle.
281
00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:38,128
- Gabriel?
- Me?
282
00:17:38,212 --> 00:17:39,964
Please, approach the council.
283
00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:44,051
But I'm in the Tech department.
And loving it.
284
00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:45,594
Nevertheless, you must approach
285
00:17:45,678 --> 00:17:48,389
because we must select
the next adult male Kringle
286
00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:50,224
as specified by the Christmas covenant.
287
00:17:50,307 --> 00:17:52,852
That's not exactly what it says...
288
00:17:52,935 --> 00:17:54,186
They're elder elves.
289
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:56,689
- They know what they're talking about.
- Please.
290
00:18:08,784 --> 00:18:09,785
Gabe.
291
00:18:10,911 --> 00:18:16,792
By order of the council,
the pom-pom now rests upon your head.
292
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,420
- Really?
- Seriously?
293
00:18:19,503 --> 00:18:21,297
I don't know about this guy.
294
00:18:34,477 --> 00:18:36,854
Noelle, why did you
tell your brother to leave?
295
00:18:36,937 --> 00:18:38,564
I thought he would come back.
296
00:18:38,647 --> 00:18:41,233
You didn't think about
how he listens to you,
297
00:18:41,317 --> 00:18:46,280
and how your advice affected Christmas
and all of the children in the world.
298
00:18:46,363 --> 00:18:48,199
I just said, "Take the weekend."
299
00:18:48,282 --> 00:18:50,951
- She had one job.
- To look after her brother.
300
00:18:51,035 --> 00:18:54,038
What a princess.
301
00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,917
I just said, go for the weekend.
302
00:19:15,935 --> 00:19:18,938
Oh, Serge, hot chocolate,
double whip cream, and peppermint,
303
00:19:19,021 --> 00:19:20,189
in honor of my brother?
304
00:19:20,856 --> 00:19:25,069
We're all booked up.
Maybe try back in... July.
305
00:19:26,362 --> 00:19:28,239
Oh, okay.
306
00:19:32,284 --> 00:19:35,788
It can't possibly be that much.
What about my Kringle discount?
307
00:19:36,372 --> 00:19:39,375
That's only for Santa's immediate family,
not cousins.
308
00:20:01,856 --> 00:20:03,399
I want it shut.
309
00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:07,945
It's been shut, which is why
this room smells like old stockings.
310
00:20:08,445 --> 00:20:09,697
Uh...
311
00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:15,411
Mother's furious, and everybody hates me
because I've ruined Christmas.
312
00:20:15,494 --> 00:20:17,538
And I don't know if my brother's okay.
313
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,582
What do you want from me?
314
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,793
Stockings, sheets, and pillow cases.
315
00:20:22,877 --> 00:20:24,211
Ho, ho... Ow!
316
00:20:25,504 --> 00:20:28,007
Princess, for once in your life,
317
00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:30,384
try cleaning up your own mess.
318
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:31,927
How do you suggest I do that?
319
00:20:34,763 --> 00:20:38,100
"Take a journey to a better you."
320
00:20:38,893 --> 00:20:41,437
Ugh. Glitter all over the floor.
321
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,814
And stop eating waffles in bed.
322
00:20:55,451 --> 00:20:57,161
Hot chocolate and peppermint.
323
00:20:58,412 --> 00:20:59,622
Nick.
324
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:06,086
Maui and San Juan.
What's between Maui and San Juan?
325
00:21:11,383 --> 00:21:12,635
"Phoenix."
326
00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:15,846
Phoenix, Arizona.
327
00:21:34,698 --> 00:21:37,910
Princess, do you mind telling me
what you're doing?
328
00:21:38,744 --> 00:21:41,455
I'm going to get my brother,
and you're coming with me.
329
00:21:42,832 --> 00:21:44,708
No, I'm not.
330
00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:49,505
Your mother will not be jolly with this,
and it is my job to keep you safe.
331
00:21:49,588 --> 00:21:51,298
I left her a card explaining everything,
332
00:21:51,382 --> 00:21:54,301
and you can't keep me safe
if you're here and I'm in Phoenix.
333
00:21:54,385 --> 00:21:57,096
Phoenix? That sounds horrible.
334
00:22:00,516 --> 00:22:02,017
Oh, hey, little guy.
335
00:22:02,101 --> 00:22:03,936
Uh, I've gotta go away.
336
00:22:06,438 --> 00:22:09,024
I know you wanna be on the team,
you're just not ready yet.
337
00:22:09,108 --> 00:22:10,609
So keep practicing, okay?
338
00:22:13,237 --> 00:22:15,072
Okay.
339
00:22:18,284 --> 00:22:20,619
Yes, I know. I'm going to get him.
340
00:22:21,370 --> 00:22:23,831
- Princess, get out of here.
- No.
341
00:22:23,914 --> 00:22:26,542
Listen, you've never been
out of the North Pole.
342
00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:29,211
- Polly.
- You do not know how to fly this sleigh.
343
00:22:29,295 --> 00:22:31,130
Fine. Then it'll all be on Dasher.
344
00:22:57,948 --> 00:22:59,241
Turn this thing around.
345
00:22:59,325 --> 00:23:02,828
No. Not going back without my brother.
And it's your job to help me.
346
00:23:05,581 --> 00:23:07,458
Destination, Phoenix, Arizona.
347
00:24:16,944 --> 00:24:20,072
I guess this is their village.
Where is everybody?
348
00:24:22,324 --> 00:24:25,161
- What do you think you doin'?
- Hi. I'm Noelle.
349
00:24:25,244 --> 00:24:26,662
Stay right where you are.
350
00:24:27,246 --> 00:24:29,081
We are looking for Santa Claus.
351
00:24:30,457 --> 00:24:32,084
You've got presents.
352
00:24:32,626 --> 00:24:34,503
Merry Christmas.
353
00:24:34,587 --> 00:24:35,796
Feliz Navidad!
354
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:41,093
How are you planning on having Christmas
without the reindeer and the sleigh?
355
00:24:41,177 --> 00:24:43,053
- Noelle took the reindeer?
- Mmm-hmm.
356
00:24:43,137 --> 00:24:44,889
- And the sleigh?
- Mmm-hmm.
357
00:24:45,806 --> 00:24:46,807
Huh...
358
00:24:47,391 --> 00:24:48,976
That's so interesting.
359
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,522
What if not having the sleigh
or the reindeer is a blessing in disguise?
360
00:24:53,606 --> 00:24:54,690
I don't think so.
361
00:24:54,773 --> 00:24:58,903
This could be the perfect time
to start an online delivery platform.
362
00:24:58,986 --> 00:25:01,947
- I don't think so.
- What if the reindeer have Lyme disease?
363
00:25:02,031 --> 00:25:04,200
What if an asteroid
crashes into the sleigh?
364
00:25:04,283 --> 00:25:06,577
These are real concerns,
statistically speaking,
365
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:08,412
and I think our customers deserve better.
366
00:25:08,496 --> 00:25:11,624
We don't have customers.
367
00:25:11,707 --> 00:25:18,130
We have children who need the magic
of a Santa coming down the chimney
368
00:25:18,214 --> 00:25:23,511
and arranging each present
with love and care under the tree.
369
00:25:24,094 --> 00:25:25,804
Okay, well, now you sound
like a crazy person.
370
00:25:26,388 --> 00:25:32,144
Gabe, aren't you even worried about
your cousins, Nick and Noelle, and Polly?
371
00:25:32,228 --> 00:25:35,314
Who knows what terrible things
have happened to them?
372
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:48,160
Uh, hi, thank you, yes, I...
My name is Helen Rojas,
373
00:25:48,244 --> 00:25:50,204
I'm the manager
of the Desert Ridge Marketplace.
374
00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:51,872
- Oh, it's nice to meet you.
- Yes.
375
00:25:51,956 --> 00:25:55,751
Uh, you cannot perform or solicit here
on these grounds without a permit.
376
00:25:55,835 --> 00:25:58,337
Can you stop, please? Or I will have to
have you arrested.
377
00:25:58,420 --> 00:25:59,547
Can you... This is my desk.
378
00:25:59,630 --> 00:26:01,799
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Thank you, thank you.
379
00:26:01,882 --> 00:26:02,883
- Here, I have a...
- Oh!
380
00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:04,468
Yes, thank you. Mmm-hmm.
381
00:26:05,052 --> 00:26:07,596
Okay, now, uh...
382
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,431
Where were we? Um, arrested.
383
00:26:09,515 --> 00:26:12,434
Okay, that sounds bad, but can you
just tell me, have you seen this man?
384
00:26:13,352 --> 00:26:14,395
- Santa?
- Yeah.
385
00:26:14,478 --> 00:26:16,564
He looks nice and polite,
so I haven't dated him.
386
00:26:16,647 --> 00:26:17,648
Listen, miss,
387
00:26:17,731 --> 00:26:21,402
this isn't the first time someone's tried
this kind of promotional stunt.
388
00:26:21,485 --> 00:26:24,363
About two months ago, we had a guy
with a sleigh and a reindeer
389
00:26:24,446 --> 00:26:26,991
- show up outside of Chase Field...
- That's him!
390
00:26:27,074 --> 00:26:28,993
That's who I'm looking for.
Where did he go?
391
00:26:29,076 --> 00:26:30,077
The North Pole.
392
00:26:30,161 --> 00:26:33,205
Now, vacate the premises
or I'll have to call the police...
393
00:26:33,289 --> 00:26:34,707
- Hey, Helen.
- Oh, yes.
394
00:26:34,790 --> 00:26:37,418
Was it your idea to bring that sleigh
and reindeer in here?
395
00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:39,503
Uh, yes, Dan. I'm dealing with it...
396
00:26:39,587 --> 00:26:42,715
People are rushing into my Petco
trying to find reindeer food.
397
00:26:42,798 --> 00:26:45,009
We don't have any,
so I just relabeled the birdseed.
398
00:26:45,092 --> 00:26:46,594
They love birdseed.
399
00:26:46,677 --> 00:26:48,762
This is going to be
our best Christmas yet.
400
00:26:48,846 --> 00:26:50,139
You'll probably get a raise.
401
00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:52,308
You might finally get to
take that trip to Hawaii.
402
00:26:53,058 --> 00:26:55,519
Gosh, I'd love to go myself one day.
403
00:27:00,774 --> 00:27:02,193
I've never tried this before,
404
00:27:02,276 --> 00:27:04,236
so I don't know
if I'm gonna do it right, but...
405
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,197
Ooh.
406
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,074
Can you not do that, please? Thank you.
407
00:27:09,158 --> 00:27:10,576
Did I do it wrong?
408
00:27:10,659 --> 00:27:14,246
This release form protects
Desert Ridge Marketplace
409
00:27:14,330 --> 00:27:17,583
from any liabilities
as a result of your presence.
410
00:27:20,294 --> 00:27:21,670
Thank you.
411
00:27:21,754 --> 00:27:24,507
Oh, Helen, which way is Phoenix?
412
00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:28,427
Okay. Let's go find my brother.
413
00:27:28,511 --> 00:27:29,637
Hold on.
414
00:27:30,262 --> 00:27:33,432
Someone has to stay
and keep an eye on Dasher and company.
415
00:27:33,516 --> 00:27:37,186
They're used to a strict regimen
of North Pole hay and training.
416
00:27:37,269 --> 00:27:40,731
So, who knows what will happen
when they're faced with temptation?
417
00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:44,026
So, you want me to go out there alone?
418
00:27:44,109 --> 00:27:47,822
Noelle, you go out there and you be merry,
419
00:27:48,489 --> 00:27:53,077
and you don't tell anybody who you are
or where you came from.
420
00:27:53,619 --> 00:27:56,539
And always be ready to run away.
421
00:28:18,602 --> 00:28:21,147
- I hate you.
- No! I am done talking with you about...
422
00:28:21,230 --> 00:28:25,401
Every frickin' time. I'm gonna lose it.
423
00:28:26,485 --> 00:28:27,486
Oh!
424
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,488
Thank you.
425
00:28:30,239 --> 00:28:32,074
Ah! Mmm!
426
00:28:35,578 --> 00:28:37,329
There's something wrong with that.
427
00:28:38,372 --> 00:28:40,833
Don't drink that. That's awful.
428
00:28:57,433 --> 00:28:58,434
Nick?
429
00:28:59,727 --> 00:29:01,228
Nick.
430
00:29:06,150 --> 00:29:09,278
Fifty percent off everything.
More you buy, the merrier you are.
431
00:29:09,361 --> 00:29:12,281
Sir, it's a privilege to wear that suit.
432
00:29:12,865 --> 00:29:13,949
Put some pants on.
433
00:29:17,411 --> 00:29:18,829
So naughty.
434
00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:25,503
Have you seen this man?
435
00:29:25,586 --> 00:29:26,879
Mmm-mmm.
436
00:29:27,463 --> 00:29:28,839
Definitely not one of ours.
437
00:29:29,423 --> 00:29:31,425
Cheap suit, no one's gonna believe that.
438
00:29:39,475 --> 00:29:41,393
Sorry I'm late, dude.
Forgot my pants.
439
00:29:56,617 --> 00:30:00,538
You know, Mr. Ortega, I think it's better
you know the truth about your brother
440
00:30:00,621 --> 00:30:03,249
stealing all of your money
than to live in a fantasy.
441
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:05,626
I disagree.
442
00:30:10,923 --> 00:30:11,966
Um...
443
00:30:12,049 --> 00:30:15,177
Merry Christmas. Noelle Kringle. Jake?
444
00:30:15,261 --> 00:30:16,846
Saw your name on the sign.
445
00:30:16,929 --> 00:30:18,931
Why are you so red?
446
00:30:19,515 --> 00:30:22,601
And why are you wearing a winter hat
and mittens in Phoenix?
447
00:30:22,685 --> 00:30:23,978
Because it's an ensemble.
448
00:30:24,728 --> 00:30:26,730
But I'm here
'cause I'm looking for my brother.
449
00:30:26,814 --> 00:30:28,941
I'm worried something
might have happened to him.
450
00:30:29,024 --> 00:30:30,109
Like what?
451
00:30:31,652 --> 00:30:35,823
Well, my father ran a business,
452
00:30:35,906 --> 00:30:38,325
and after he passed,
my brother was supposed to take over,
453
00:30:38,409 --> 00:30:39,869
but he left and came to Phoenix,
454
00:30:39,952 --> 00:30:43,455
'cause he said he needed to breathe
and stretch and relax.
455
00:30:43,539 --> 00:30:45,499
But we have to find him because I know,
456
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,627
in his heart, he wants to
run the family business.
457
00:30:48,711 --> 00:30:51,589
I find most people, they don't know
what's in their own hearts.
458
00:30:51,672 --> 00:30:52,882
Let alone anyone else's.
459
00:30:52,965 --> 00:30:56,051
That's if they even have a heart
in the first place.
460
00:30:56,552 --> 00:30:57,553
Oh!
461
00:30:57,636 --> 00:30:59,597
That's pretty stocking half empty.
462
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,515
Yeah, well, I'm a private detective.
463
00:31:01,599 --> 00:31:03,392
You get "stocking half empty"
pretty quick.
464
00:31:03,476 --> 00:31:07,980
- Do you have a picture of this brother?
- Yes. His name is Nick Kringle.
465
00:31:08,063 --> 00:31:09,773
- Nick Kringle?
- Mmm-hmm.
466
00:31:10,691 --> 00:31:12,485
- You're Noelle Kringle?
- That's me.
467
00:31:13,068 --> 00:31:15,946
- You're pretty deep into Christmas.
- Best day of the year, right?
468
00:31:16,030 --> 00:31:18,699
Yeah, well, it's definitely
a day of the year.
469
00:31:18,782 --> 00:31:21,911
I'm on the way out, but I'll see
what I can do for $150 a day.
470
00:31:22,578 --> 00:31:25,789
Money, yes. You cannot put a price
on what this is worth to me.
471
00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:28,334
- Up front.
- Okay.
472
00:31:34,757 --> 00:31:36,091
"In Santa We Trust"?
473
00:31:36,175 --> 00:31:39,803
That's real gold on the outside.
And chocolate in the middle.
474
00:31:39,887 --> 00:31:43,307
Look, lady, um, with all due respect...
475
00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:46,101
Get some sunblock fast.
476
00:31:49,688 --> 00:31:50,940
Uh...
477
00:31:51,023 --> 00:31:54,151
- Jake, you don't understand, see...
- My phone died. Can I borrow yours?
478
00:31:54,235 --> 00:31:55,611
I don't have a phone.
479
00:31:55,694 --> 00:31:58,489
Oh, of course, probably hard to dial
with mittens on.
480
00:31:58,572 --> 00:32:01,408
Only get two days with him before
Christmas, and now I'm late.
481
00:32:01,492 --> 00:32:02,910
- With who?
- My son, my boy,
482
00:32:02,993 --> 00:32:04,870
I'm supposed to take him
to a basketball game
483
00:32:04,954 --> 00:32:06,747
and now my ex-wife's...
484
00:32:06,831 --> 00:32:09,416
Let's find you a phone.
I'm sure somebody will let us...
485
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,919
No, people don't just let people
borrow phones.
486
00:32:12,002 --> 00:32:13,796
- It doesn't work that way.
- It's Christmas.
487
00:32:13,879 --> 00:32:15,381
Oh, I forgot it's Christmas.
488
00:32:15,464 --> 00:32:18,634
Okay, excuse me, ma'am,
may I please borrow your phone?
489
00:32:18,717 --> 00:32:20,010
Like I want your germs.
490
00:32:20,928 --> 00:32:22,388
- Okay.
- See what I mean?
491
00:32:22,471 --> 00:32:24,890
Excuse me, sir,
may I please borrow your...
492
00:32:24,974 --> 00:32:25,975
Um...
493
00:32:26,392 --> 00:32:28,602
See what I mean? Kringle?
494
00:32:30,312 --> 00:32:31,313
Kringle?
495
00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:35,234
Kringle?
496
00:32:39,530 --> 00:32:40,531
Ask him.
497
00:32:41,157 --> 00:32:43,284
- Who?
- That man, he's nice.
498
00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:44,827
- He's nice?
- Yeah.
499
00:32:44,910 --> 00:32:45,911
How do you know?
500
00:32:46,912 --> 00:32:48,539
I don't know, I just know.
501
00:32:49,415 --> 00:32:50,416
Excuse me.
502
00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:54,211
- Sir, hi.
- Hi.
503
00:32:54,295 --> 00:32:56,714
My friend has an important call
to make, his phone died.
504
00:32:56,797 --> 00:32:58,591
Is there any way he could borrow yours?
505
00:32:59,175 --> 00:33:00,843
Sure, no problem.
506
00:33:01,844 --> 00:33:02,970
Oh.
507
00:33:04,096 --> 00:33:05,639
- Oh, thanks.
- It's okay.
508
00:33:05,723 --> 00:33:07,308
- Thanks a lot.
- No problem.
509
00:33:09,810 --> 00:33:12,438
Noelle Kringle. I hope you get
what you want for Christmas.
510
00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:15,357
- Matt Bautista. I'm actually a Buddhist.
- Oh, jolly!
511
00:33:15,441 --> 00:33:17,526
My dad always said,
"Christmas is like sushi,
512
00:33:17,610 --> 00:33:19,862
"the Japanese invented it,
but now everybody loves it."
513
00:33:20,696 --> 00:33:22,031
Well, I do love sushi.
514
00:33:23,782 --> 00:33:25,367
Thank you, I really appreciate that.
515
00:33:25,451 --> 00:33:27,661
My pleasure. You guys have a great day.
516
00:33:27,745 --> 00:33:29,079
- Bye, Matt.
- Bye.
517
00:33:30,372 --> 00:33:33,209
Thank you, Kringle. Uh, I gotta run.
518
00:33:39,298 --> 00:33:41,175
Give me that picture of your brother.
519
00:33:42,510 --> 00:33:46,013
Come by the office tomorrow at 9:00.
Bring non-edible money.
520
00:33:46,096 --> 00:33:48,265
Do they make that?
I'm kidding. I know they do.
521
00:33:48,349 --> 00:33:50,768
And I'll find some. I will bring some.
522
00:33:50,851 --> 00:33:53,270
Thank you for helping me,
you're being so nice.
523
00:33:53,896 --> 00:33:55,356
It's a big day for nice.
524
00:33:56,398 --> 00:33:58,692
Yeah. Big day for nice.
525
00:34:01,654 --> 00:34:05,574
Merry Christmas,
Elf-folk, it's Santa. Santa Gabe.
526
00:34:06,283 --> 00:34:09,245
As you may know, my cousin Nick,
the ex-Santa,
527
00:34:09,328 --> 00:34:12,706
never completed the Nice or Naughty list,
but that's jolly.
528
00:34:12,790 --> 00:34:14,834
Because it allowed us to develop...
529
00:34:14,917 --> 00:34:16,252
FALALA.
530
00:34:16,335 --> 00:34:20,589
Forensic Algorithm for Lateral Analysis
of Latent Altruism.
531
00:34:20,673 --> 00:34:22,091
It's a digitized metric
532
00:34:22,174 --> 00:34:25,344
which allows us to determine
a child's Nice or Naughty quotient.
533
00:34:25,427 --> 00:34:26,554
For instance...
534
00:34:26,637 --> 00:34:28,180
Holy night.
535
00:34:28,264 --> 00:34:30,432
This is Kali from Brooklyn.
536
00:34:30,516 --> 00:34:32,518
Using his internet activity,
school records,
537
00:34:32,601 --> 00:34:34,061
and satellite surveillance,
538
00:34:34,145 --> 00:34:38,232
FALALA was able to ascertain that
he is Nice. And he wants a PlayStation.
539
00:34:39,108 --> 00:34:42,653
We're now standardizing
all packages in green, red,
540
00:34:42,736 --> 00:34:45,489
or the best of both, swirl.
541
00:35:06,510 --> 00:35:09,555
- Oh, what's this?
- Uh, guacamole?
542
00:35:09,638 --> 00:35:12,433
- Guaca-what? Gua...
- Guacamole?
543
00:35:12,516 --> 00:35:14,435
Guacamole? What is it made from?
544
00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:16,729
Hi, Helen.
545
00:35:16,812 --> 00:35:19,064
Can I have $150 a day, please?
546
00:35:19,648 --> 00:35:22,318
Hey, Helen. We're all out of bird food.
547
00:35:22,401 --> 00:35:25,070
They seem to
really be enjoying the churros.
548
00:35:25,154 --> 00:35:27,865
Uh, you could buy some churros,
cut them into little pieces
549
00:35:27,948 --> 00:35:30,367
and sell them as reindeer treats,
like you said, Helen?
550
00:35:30,451 --> 00:35:33,913
Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well...
551
00:35:33,996 --> 00:35:36,790
Don't keep these little nuggets
of brilliance all to yourself.
552
00:35:36,874 --> 00:35:38,918
How many great ideas
have you been sitting on?
553
00:35:40,377 --> 00:35:41,587
Three.
554
00:35:41,670 --> 00:35:45,090
Let's get together. I'd love to hear
anything else you have to say.
555
00:35:45,674 --> 00:35:47,968
You're full of surprises. Mmm.
556
00:35:49,803 --> 00:35:51,514
Oh.
557
00:35:51,597 --> 00:35:52,598
Mmm-hmm.
558
00:35:52,681 --> 00:35:53,974
- You're the best.
- Oh, yeah.
559
00:35:56,936 --> 00:35:58,854
- Helen.
- Yes.
560
00:36:00,314 --> 00:36:01,565
I wouldn't... Um...
561
00:36:01,649 --> 00:36:05,653
I can't give you $150 in cash.
562
00:36:05,736 --> 00:36:08,906
But I can give you $150
in retail merchandise.
563
00:36:08,989 --> 00:36:12,618
What would you like?
Bath Bar, Cinnabon, Chrysler Pacifica?
564
00:36:12,701 --> 00:36:15,704
I don't know what those things are,
but I will take all of them.
565
00:36:15,788 --> 00:36:17,373
Also, can we stay here tonight?
566
00:36:23,796 --> 00:36:26,131
Come on. It's a Secret Santa party.
567
00:36:49,697 --> 00:36:50,698
Huh.
568
00:36:51,407 --> 00:36:53,033
Matt Bautista is nice.
569
00:36:55,786 --> 00:36:57,997
Santa, we're still not clear
570
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:03,169
how you plan to deliver billions
of presents with no sleigh or reindeer.
571
00:37:03,252 --> 00:37:07,298
First of all, there aren't actually
billions of presents, Elder Elf Abe.
572
00:37:07,381 --> 00:37:09,300
Our research indicates
573
00:37:09,383 --> 00:37:15,347
that there are only 2,837 nice children
in the world.
574
00:37:16,682 --> 00:37:17,850
What?
575
00:37:17,933 --> 00:37:20,519
Gabe, how is that possible?
576
00:37:20,603 --> 00:37:23,230
Nearly every child fibbed,
577
00:37:24,106 --> 00:37:26,025
refused to eat their vegetables,
578
00:37:26,108 --> 00:37:30,029
or failed to practice
proper dental hygiene.
579
00:37:30,112 --> 00:37:34,825
Joy to the world
Except for you
580
00:37:34,909 --> 00:37:39,497
'Cause you forgot to floss
581
00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:43,918
Oh, no, you can't measure
a child like that.
582
00:37:44,001 --> 00:37:46,420
Everyone makes mistakes.
583
00:37:46,504 --> 00:37:52,009
Which is why each naughty child
will be receiving an evaluation notice
584
00:37:52,092 --> 00:37:53,677
explaining the decision
585
00:37:53,761 --> 00:37:56,263
and encouraging them
to do better next year.
586
00:37:56,347 --> 00:37:57,681
No!
587
00:38:01,143 --> 00:38:02,812
Kringle, come in.
588
00:38:02,895 --> 00:38:04,855
Was just lookin' at your case.
589
00:38:04,939 --> 00:38:05,940
Oh.
590
00:38:12,363 --> 00:38:14,198
Oh, hi! Who are you?
591
00:38:14,281 --> 00:38:16,408
Oh, this is my son. Alex, this is Noelle.
592
00:38:16,492 --> 00:38:17,618
- Hi.
- Hi!
593
00:38:17,701 --> 00:38:19,537
Oh, I totally see the resemblance.
594
00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:22,873
I couldn't find any money,
but I did bring all this stuff.
595
00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:27,002
- Did you steal this stuff?
- Of course not. Stealing's naughty.
596
00:38:28,963 --> 00:38:31,882
- Is that the new Madden?
- I don't know, maybe.
597
00:38:31,966 --> 00:38:35,719
And also, I had all these
extra Christmas decorations
598
00:38:35,803 --> 00:38:39,765
in the sleeve... of my jacket.
599
00:38:39,849 --> 00:38:42,393
And I thought they might
brighten the place up a little.
600
00:38:42,476 --> 00:38:45,479
Oh, thanks, that's kind. I haven't
come up with much on your brother.
601
00:38:45,563 --> 00:38:49,650
I'm gonna need some more time, not today,
'cause Alex and I are going to laser tag.
602
00:38:49,733 --> 00:38:52,194
- I'd rather go to work with you, Dad.
- Me too!
603
00:38:52,278 --> 00:38:54,989
I never get to go to work.
Unless it's at the workshop.
604
00:38:55,072 --> 00:38:57,992
But we're not going to a workshop. Are we?
605
00:38:58,075 --> 00:39:01,203
I never get to see what you do.
It'll be interesting.
606
00:39:01,287 --> 00:39:02,705
So interesting.
607
00:39:02,788 --> 00:39:03,789
Um...
608
00:39:04,331 --> 00:39:08,419
I don't know about that. But, uh...
Sure, if that's what you want to do.
609
00:39:08,502 --> 00:39:10,129
Let me get your other file, Kringle.
610
00:39:13,132 --> 00:39:17,011
So, Alex, are you excited about Christmas?
611
00:39:17,094 --> 00:39:19,430
I have mixed feelings, honestly.
612
00:39:19,513 --> 00:39:22,057
About Christmas? How's that possible?
613
00:39:22,641 --> 00:39:23,893
It's complicated.
614
00:39:23,976 --> 00:39:25,811
Maybe you're just not eating enough.
615
00:39:26,353 --> 00:39:28,355
I can't. It's terrible.
616
00:39:28,439 --> 00:39:29,815
The eggs are rubbery,
617
00:39:29,899 --> 00:39:32,568
the bacon is burnt on the outside,
and raw in the middle.
618
00:39:32,651 --> 00:39:36,322
Pancakes bounce, I don't even know
what that is, and there's no seasoning.
619
00:39:36,405 --> 00:39:37,740
Would you like a candy cane?
620
00:39:37,823 --> 00:39:40,201
No, I have to eat this.
621
00:39:40,284 --> 00:39:42,828
I don't wanna hurt my dad's feelings,
he worked hard on it.
622
00:39:42,912 --> 00:39:45,915
Oh, well, maybe I can help.
623
00:39:45,998 --> 00:39:48,167
Just get a couple pancake...
624
00:39:49,251 --> 00:39:50,628
- Oh!
- Kringle!
625
00:39:52,421 --> 00:39:55,007
Hey! Good appetite.
626
00:39:55,090 --> 00:39:58,010
That is how you grow up
strong and healthy.
627
00:39:58,594 --> 00:40:00,971
So, Kringle, I called the police,
the hospitals,
628
00:40:01,055 --> 00:40:02,848
the morgue,
the bureau of records, nothing.
629
00:40:02,932 --> 00:40:04,683
Only place left to check are the shelters.
630
00:40:05,267 --> 00:40:06,519
Shelters like igloos?
631
00:40:13,108 --> 00:40:15,027
Good morning,
welcome to Phoenix shelter.
632
00:40:15,110 --> 00:40:16,153
How can I help you?
633
00:40:16,237 --> 00:40:20,407
Morning, my name's Jake Hapman.
I'm a licensed private detective.
634
00:40:20,491 --> 00:40:22,201
We're looking for a Nick Kringle.
635
00:40:22,284 --> 00:40:23,410
A Nick Kringle?
636
00:40:23,494 --> 00:40:26,372
He's about 6'2",
he's dressed in a red suit,
637
00:40:26,455 --> 00:40:28,916
he's got a beard, pom-pom.
638
00:40:28,999 --> 00:40:30,000
I have a picture.
639
00:40:30,084 --> 00:40:32,628
And, yes. I know how strange that sounds.
640
00:40:34,588 --> 00:40:36,757
- That's so beautiful.
- She can't hear you.
641
00:40:36,841 --> 00:40:38,843
- Oh. That's...
- She's deaf.
642
00:40:39,844 --> 00:40:40,845
Sorry.
643
00:40:43,264 --> 00:40:45,140
It's really a lovely picture, though.
644
00:40:55,484 --> 00:40:58,988
My daughter says thank you,
and she wants to know what your name is.
645
00:40:59,071 --> 00:41:01,782
My name is Noelle.
646
00:41:04,410 --> 00:41:05,411
Do you know sign?
647
00:41:07,204 --> 00:41:10,291
No. Not that I'm aware of, no.
648
00:41:15,588 --> 00:41:19,175
It's nice to meet you too, Michelle.
What do you want for Christmas?
649
00:41:30,811 --> 00:41:33,606
I need to go get her lunch,
but it was nice to meet you.
650
00:41:37,151 --> 00:41:39,403
An iPad. You got it.
651
00:41:42,406 --> 00:41:43,991
How did you just do that?
652
00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:47,745
I don't know. I don't.
653
00:41:47,828 --> 00:41:50,372
- Did you study it in school?
- No, I majored in calligraphy,
654
00:41:50,456 --> 00:41:52,458
I had a minor in popcorn stringing.
655
00:41:52,541 --> 00:41:54,543
And I...
None of this make sense.
656
00:41:54,627 --> 00:41:56,921
What kind of world is this? This is awful.
657
00:41:57,004 --> 00:42:00,925
You have people without homes
and food, and I'm so hot. God!
658
00:42:01,008 --> 00:42:03,385
Uh, do you have any ice in this town?
659
00:42:12,394 --> 00:42:14,855
Kringle, two minutes.
660
00:42:20,945 --> 00:42:22,822
Hello. Merry Christmas.
661
00:42:23,823 --> 00:42:25,825
- Can I get some fruit pops?
- Sure.
662
00:42:25,908 --> 00:42:27,868
Ooh, fruit pops. There you go.
663
00:42:27,952 --> 00:42:30,120
Do you want anything else?
Any gelato or...
664
00:42:30,204 --> 00:42:32,248
No, I think I'm good. Thanks.
665
00:42:32,331 --> 00:42:34,333
I like your pants, they're jolly.
666
00:42:34,416 --> 00:42:37,878
Yeah. They're yoga pants. Like yours.
667
00:42:38,629 --> 00:42:41,715
Yes. And these are my yogurt pants.
668
00:42:42,383 --> 00:42:46,554
No. Yoga... pants.
669
00:42:46,637 --> 00:42:50,266
Oh, yeah. I love yogurt pants.
670
00:42:52,101 --> 00:42:55,187
- Never mind.
- Okay. Bye.
671
00:42:55,271 --> 00:42:56,689
She was weird, right?
672
00:42:57,481 --> 00:42:58,774
Where are you from?
673
00:42:58,858 --> 00:43:00,359
A little town up north.
674
00:43:00,985 --> 00:43:03,195
- You mean Canada?
- Canada wishes.
675
00:43:04,113 --> 00:43:06,907
Mmm, instant hot chocolate?
Is this for real?
676
00:43:06,991 --> 00:43:10,661
It's a powder. You pour hot water in it
and it becomes hot chocolate, instantly.
677
00:43:10,744 --> 00:43:12,454
Mmm, sounds naughty.
678
00:43:12,538 --> 00:43:15,249
It's way better when you make it
with real melted chocolate.
679
00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:17,042
Yeah, I agree.
680
00:43:17,126 --> 00:43:19,837
- That's how we used to make it.
- With your mom and dad?
681
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,214
We tried to keep my dad
out of the kitchen,
682
00:43:22,298 --> 00:43:24,383
but he was in charge of
putting lights in the tree
683
00:43:24,466 --> 00:43:25,676
and we'd hang stockings together.
684
00:43:25,759 --> 00:43:27,511
This toy is messy.
685
00:43:27,595 --> 00:43:30,431
I don't think
we're gonna be doing that this year.
686
00:43:31,515 --> 00:43:32,725
'Cause it's complicated?
687
00:43:34,226 --> 00:43:36,896
Yeah. Well, it's still Christmas,
you know?
688
00:43:36,979 --> 00:43:38,647
And you still get a present from Santa.
689
00:43:39,273 --> 00:43:40,316
Oh...
690
00:43:40,399 --> 00:43:41,567
It's kind of offensive.
691
00:43:42,151 --> 00:43:45,070
- I don't think I still believe in Santa.
- Santa's real.
692
00:43:45,154 --> 00:43:47,698
He's under a lot of pressure right now,
but he's very real.
693
00:43:47,781 --> 00:43:51,118
In fact, if you tell me what you want,
put in a good word for ya. Hmm?
694
00:43:52,620 --> 00:43:54,288
Come on, give me a shot.
695
00:43:54,955 --> 00:43:56,207
Try me, come on.
696
00:43:57,541 --> 00:44:00,377
- Okay. I think I want...
- Hey, Kringle.
697
00:44:00,461 --> 00:44:02,338
- I found your brother.
- What?
698
00:44:02,421 --> 00:44:03,631
- Yep.
- How?
699
00:44:03,714 --> 00:44:04,840
The yoga pants.
700
00:44:04,924 --> 00:44:06,842
- Why do people keep saying that to me?
- Yoga.
701
00:44:06,926 --> 00:44:10,095
You said Nick wanted to breathe,
stretch and relax? I did some googling,
702
00:44:10,179 --> 00:44:13,974
and I found a Christmas Yoga Class
taught by a Nick K.
703
00:44:14,058 --> 00:44:16,519
Nick K? Nick K! That's him! Ah!
704
00:44:16,602 --> 00:44:20,189
Let's go find him.
Ready, and one, two, three...
705
00:44:20,272 --> 00:44:22,483
- I'm gonna drop Alex at my sister's...
- Okay.
706
00:44:22,566 --> 00:44:24,443
- ...and I'll drive you up there.
- Um, sir...
707
00:44:25,152 --> 00:44:26,862
This says Santy Claus.
708
00:44:26,946 --> 00:44:29,490
You know it's Santa Claus. I...
709
00:44:29,573 --> 00:44:33,160
These'll just get sent back if you
don't fix that. Okay, thank you, bye.
710
00:44:35,913 --> 00:44:40,125
You know what you need to do? You need to
get Alex the perfect Christmas present.
711
00:44:40,209 --> 00:44:45,047
What about a cheese grater for Alex.
Or a George Foreman Grill?
712
00:44:45,130 --> 00:44:46,465
Alex doesn't cook.
713
00:44:47,007 --> 00:44:48,008
Oh.
714
00:44:48,092 --> 00:44:49,718
Are you sure?
715
00:44:49,802 --> 00:44:53,180
He analyzed the breakfast you gave him
this morning in great detail.
716
00:44:53,264 --> 00:44:54,640
He really warmed up to you.
717
00:44:55,975 --> 00:44:58,811
- He's a great kid, isn't he?
- Yeah. Oh, steak knives.
718
00:44:58,894 --> 00:45:04,859
Sometimes, I feel like a hyped-up
camp counselor when he's around.
719
00:45:04,942 --> 00:45:07,486
I have to make sure
he's havin' a good time
720
00:45:07,570 --> 00:45:09,905
since we don't get to
see each other as much.
721
00:45:09,989 --> 00:45:12,074
And I feel guilty and...
722
00:45:12,158 --> 00:45:14,076
And then I overcompensate and...
723
00:45:15,870 --> 00:45:17,037
I don't know.
724
00:45:18,956 --> 00:45:20,040
That must be hard.
725
00:45:22,543 --> 00:45:25,796
Anyway, here we are.
726
00:45:32,178 --> 00:45:33,470
Oh, hey, there it is.
727
00:45:34,221 --> 00:45:35,723
Okay.
728
00:45:35,806 --> 00:45:39,727
You were so great with Alex,
I wanted to give you this.
729
00:45:40,895 --> 00:45:43,397
This, thank you.
730
00:45:43,481 --> 00:45:45,816
Wow. Um, it's, uh...
731
00:45:46,358 --> 00:45:47,860
Oh, mmm...
732
00:45:47,943 --> 00:45:50,070
Yeah, it's... Oh, okay.
733
00:45:51,822 --> 00:45:54,658
Oh, my gosh, it's magical. Look at that.
734
00:45:56,452 --> 00:45:58,078
- Uh...
- Ugh.
735
00:45:59,497 --> 00:46:01,123
Stuffed chimneys!
736
00:46:01,207 --> 00:46:04,001
It smells like it should taste good,
but it doesn't.
737
00:46:04,084 --> 00:46:07,546
You're supposed to put in on your face.
Haven't you ever used sunblock before?
738
00:46:08,088 --> 00:46:10,257
Yeah, sunblock. No, I love sunblock.
739
00:46:10,341 --> 00:46:13,761
It's for blocking the sun.
It's great. Is that good?
740
00:46:13,844 --> 00:46:15,638
You might wanna spread it around.
741
00:46:15,721 --> 00:46:18,724
Oh, no, yeah, I forgot to
spread it around. Just like that.
742
00:46:18,807 --> 00:46:20,518
It's burning. Oh, my God, it's in my eye.
743
00:46:20,601 --> 00:46:22,102
- Well, you wanna...
- It's in my eye.
744
00:46:22,186 --> 00:46:24,730
- What do you like about this product?
- Stay still. Let me...
745
00:46:24,814 --> 00:46:26,774
- Stop. Just gotta rub it in.
- Okay, yep!
746
00:46:26,857 --> 00:46:30,402
- Just stay still.
- Worse than getting hit with a slush ball.
747
00:46:30,486 --> 00:46:34,073
Just gotta... You got a couple of
extra coats, but...
748
00:46:36,534 --> 00:46:39,620
Never know when you're gonna need
an extra coat. It is winter.
749
00:46:41,372 --> 00:46:43,332
- Thanks!
- No problem.
750
00:46:43,415 --> 00:46:45,000
All right. Good luck in there.
751
00:46:46,001 --> 00:46:47,545
Say hello to your brother for me.
752
00:46:47,628 --> 00:46:49,797
Will do. Merry Christmas.
753
00:46:58,264 --> 00:47:02,268
Breathe in through your nose,
out your mouth.
754
00:47:03,310 --> 00:47:07,481
Now assume... downward facing reindeer.
755
00:47:11,235 --> 00:47:14,363
Very good, Cindy. Pete?
756
00:47:14,947 --> 00:47:17,074
Ow!
757
00:47:17,158 --> 00:47:20,327
Hey, hey!
758
00:47:20,411 --> 00:47:23,539
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
759
00:47:23,622 --> 00:47:26,584
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here? This is crazy.
760
00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:30,129
- What's on your face?
- Oh! Oh, it's sunblock.
761
00:47:30,212 --> 00:47:31,755
Yeah, the heat here, right?
762
00:47:31,839 --> 00:47:35,467
It's like being locked in the cookie
cottage during toll-house season, right?
763
00:47:35,551 --> 00:47:37,553
- Oh, by the way... You scared me so much.
- Shh!
764
00:47:37,636 --> 00:47:39,221
- Come on.
- Yoga voice.
765
00:47:39,305 --> 00:47:41,307
- You had me worried sick.
- Yoga voice.
766
00:47:41,390 --> 00:47:44,560
- Mom's been beside herself.
- Yoga voice. Stop. Wait. Ellie, I'm sorry.
767
00:47:44,643 --> 00:47:47,480
I'm sorry, okay. Just hold on.
Can't let anybody hear.
768
00:47:49,231 --> 00:47:52,401
Listen, I like it here. Okay?
769
00:47:52,485 --> 00:47:56,906
I like the weather. I like yoga, I mean,
I donated all my thermals to charity.
770
00:47:56,989 --> 00:47:59,200
Weird, you can tell me about it
in the sleigh.
771
00:47:59,283 --> 00:48:00,868
No, listen. I'm...
772
00:48:02,745 --> 00:48:03,829
I'm not going back.
773
00:48:04,497 --> 00:48:07,458
I'm sorry, I must have
cotton candy in my ears.
774
00:48:07,541 --> 00:48:12,588
I know. I can't pretend to be
someone I'm not anymore.
775
00:48:12,671 --> 00:48:16,050
I could, but I start to break out
in a rash, and my hair starts to...
776
00:48:16,133 --> 00:48:18,177
Okay, Nick, I understand.
777
00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:21,472
You're under a lot of pressure and I know
what it's like to be a Kringle,
778
00:48:21,555 --> 00:48:24,308
- this family legacy we have to live up to.
- Not the same thing.
779
00:48:24,391 --> 00:48:26,227
Well, I am Santa's daughter, so...
780
00:48:26,310 --> 00:48:28,979
Well, no one's ever expected anything
of you, Noelle.
781
00:48:30,898 --> 00:48:34,026
I mean, I've been training
to be Santa my whole life.
782
00:48:34,109 --> 00:48:36,487
While you've been... What?
Cutting ribbon,
783
00:48:36,570 --> 00:48:39,448
and making your silly cards?
784
00:48:39,532 --> 00:48:41,909
- Thought you liked my cards.
- I do.
785
00:48:41,992 --> 00:48:43,828
I'm sorry I said that.
I do like your cards.
786
00:48:43,911 --> 00:48:46,121
They're very creative.
I admire your shakti.
787
00:48:46,205 --> 00:48:48,499
- My what?
- Your female energy.
788
00:48:48,582 --> 00:48:51,710
Besides, you're the one
that told me to go.
789
00:48:51,794 --> 00:48:54,755
You said, you, you said,
"Go! Take some time."
790
00:48:54,839 --> 00:48:57,967
I said take the weekend.
Nobody listens to me.
791
00:48:58,050 --> 00:48:59,510
You know how hard this has been?
792
00:48:59,593 --> 00:49:01,595
Everybody at home is blaming me,
yelling at me,
793
00:49:01,679 --> 00:49:03,931
and nobody's giving me
my Kringle discount anymore.
794
00:49:04,014 --> 00:49:06,141
So it doesn't matter
that I'm finally happy
795
00:49:06,225 --> 00:49:09,770
or that me leaving the Pole was the
best thing I could've done for Christmas.
796
00:49:09,854 --> 00:49:11,647
All that matters
is what's happening to you.
797
00:49:11,730 --> 00:49:14,441
Oh, you better not pout,
you better not cry.
798
00:49:14,525 --> 00:49:16,360
All I have ever done is try to help you.
799
00:49:16,443 --> 00:49:19,488
You're a coward who's too afraid
to be Santa Claus!
800
00:49:19,572 --> 00:49:23,367
Exactly! Bingo! Partridge in a pear tree!
That's what I've been trying to tell you!
801
00:49:23,450 --> 00:49:27,037
- Then I guess, that's all there is to say.
- Wait, where are you going?
802
00:49:27,121 --> 00:49:30,207
I'm going to the North Pole
where nobody expects anything from me.
803
00:49:30,291 --> 00:49:32,251
Do you know what?
If I wasn't so enlightened,
804
00:49:32,334 --> 00:49:33,752
I'd be seething with anger right now.
805
00:49:33,836 --> 00:49:34,920
- Oh, ho, ho!
- Yeah!
806
00:49:35,004 --> 00:49:36,881
- So now you don't like my shakti?
- No!
807
00:49:36,964 --> 00:49:38,340
You don't like my female energy?
808
00:49:38,424 --> 00:49:39,967
- Is this too much for you?
- Relax.
809
00:49:40,050 --> 00:49:41,552
Oh, I'll give you female energy.
810
00:49:42,261 --> 00:49:43,345
Oh!
811
00:49:43,429 --> 00:49:45,097
Get ready, 'cause I...
812
00:49:46,015 --> 00:49:47,558
Don't do that. Please.
813
00:49:49,310 --> 00:49:51,312
Wow! That's a big deal in here.
814
00:49:53,689 --> 00:49:55,065
Merry Christmas!
815
00:49:58,444 --> 00:50:01,447
Come see
and play with Santa's reindeer,
816
00:50:01,530 --> 00:50:03,782
only at Desert Ridge Marketplace.
817
00:50:03,866 --> 00:50:04,950
Ooh!
818
00:50:05,034 --> 00:50:06,577
Look at the reindeer!
819
00:50:06,660 --> 00:50:09,163
Nick's happy here.
Yeah, he wants to stay.
820
00:50:09,246 --> 00:50:12,333
You know what? Maybe it'll be fine.
Maybe Gabe will be a great Santa.
821
00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:15,127
- Hey, Noelle.
- What are you guys doing here?
822
00:50:15,211 --> 00:50:17,546
We heard about these amazing reindeer
at the mall.
823
00:50:17,630 --> 00:50:18,797
Are you a part of this?
824
00:50:18,881 --> 00:50:22,051
Well, yes, I know these reindeer.
825
00:50:25,137 --> 00:50:26,305
Who are these people?
826
00:50:26,388 --> 00:50:28,474
Oh, Jake, Alex. This is Elf...
827
00:50:29,225 --> 00:50:32,686
This is my aunt, Polly.
She plays an elf in the show.
828
00:50:32,770 --> 00:50:34,480
A grumpy, bitter, miserable elf.
829
00:50:34,563 --> 00:50:36,649
I thought elves were
supposed to be like, uh...
830
00:50:36,732 --> 00:50:39,985
Cute? That's a common misconception.
831
00:50:41,195 --> 00:50:43,447
Now wait a minute.
I wanna show you something.
832
00:50:44,490 --> 00:50:47,034
See this? What do you think it does?
833
00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:50,663
Nothing. It's just for show. Try those.
834
00:50:50,746 --> 00:50:52,665
So, how'd it go with your brother?
835
00:50:52,748 --> 00:50:55,292
Oh, not great. Yeah, we got in
a big argument. So...
836
00:50:55,918 --> 00:50:57,837
- The holidays can be tough.
- Mmm.
837
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,340
Alex is spending Christmas
with his step-dad and my ex, Jessie.
838
00:51:01,423 --> 00:51:03,425
This is the first holiday
since the divorce.
839
00:51:03,509 --> 00:51:05,302
So he's havin' a rough time.
840
00:51:05,386 --> 00:51:07,555
She's invited me over
for Christmas morning.
841
00:51:07,638 --> 00:51:10,057
That's amazing!
Oh, Alex would love that so much.
842
00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:12,893
- You're gonna go, right?
- I think she just feels obligated.
843
00:51:12,977 --> 00:51:15,896
It'll probably be awkward,
I don't wanna ruin Christmas for Alex.
844
00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:18,315
I'm gonna stay at home,
put a frozen pizza in the oven
845
00:51:18,399 --> 00:51:21,360
and watch some basketball.
Like a total loser.
846
00:51:21,443 --> 00:51:23,654
Dad! The sleigh is amazing.
847
00:51:23,737 --> 00:51:24,989
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
848
00:51:25,072 --> 00:51:28,242
I don't wanna be a party pooper,
but I think it's time we get goin'.
849
00:51:29,535 --> 00:51:31,370
When are we gonna see
Noelle and Polly again?
850
00:51:31,453 --> 00:51:33,956
- Probably never.
- Polly! That...
851
00:51:34,999 --> 00:51:38,294
Well, I do have somewhere
I need to be for Christmas.
852
00:51:38,377 --> 00:51:42,173
But you're gonna get your wish and spend
Christmas with your whole family.
853
00:51:42,256 --> 00:51:44,633
Because you're nice. I mean, officially.
854
00:51:47,344 --> 00:51:50,014
Come on. Thanks, guys. It was...
855
00:51:50,097 --> 00:51:51,182
It was jolly.
856
00:51:53,726 --> 00:51:56,103
Oh, I hope their Christmas works out.
857
00:51:56,687 --> 00:51:58,898
Oh, well, look at you.
858
00:51:58,981 --> 00:52:02,193
Worrying about someone else's Christmas
and not your own.
859
00:52:02,276 --> 00:52:04,195
Now that is very mature.
860
00:52:05,279 --> 00:52:06,697
Thank you, Polly.
861
00:52:07,865 --> 00:52:09,825
Oh! Snowcone!
862
00:52:11,952 --> 00:52:13,954
What are you doing here?
863
00:52:14,038 --> 00:52:15,831
How did you get here?
864
00:52:15,915 --> 00:52:17,791
Did you fly here all by yourself?
865
00:52:18,584 --> 00:52:20,586
Polly! Look who it is.
866
00:52:21,504 --> 00:52:25,299
You're so brave. You must have picked up
my scent from all the people in Phoenix.
867
00:52:25,382 --> 00:52:27,968
How many people
wear gingerbread deodorant?`
868
00:52:29,136 --> 00:52:32,181
Oh. What have you got? It's from Mother.
869
00:52:32,765 --> 00:52:36,227
"Noelle, I know I was angry,
but even though you acted selfishly
870
00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:38,270
"and foolishly and immaturely, and..."
871
00:52:38,354 --> 00:52:40,940
Right, I'm gonna skip ahead.
872
00:52:41,524 --> 00:52:43,442
"Disrespectfully, childishly.
873
00:52:43,526 --> 00:52:46,237
"You must find your brother
and bring him home because...
874
00:52:47,196 --> 00:52:51,784
"Gabe says there are
only 2,837 nice children,
875
00:52:51,867 --> 00:52:56,330
"and wants to deliver their presents by
drone or something called Amazon Prime.
876
00:52:56,914 --> 00:52:58,749
"As Kringles, for 2,000 years,
877
00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:02,294
"we've dedicated ourselves to bringing
the joy and happiness that is Christmas
878
00:53:02,378 --> 00:53:04,797
"to the world and we must make sure
nothing changes that.
879
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:09,093
"So I sent you the last flying reindeer in
the Pole to help you rescue your brother."
880
00:53:27,444 --> 00:53:28,696
Okay, Snowy,
881
00:53:28,779 --> 00:53:31,365
you found me, so I know
you can find Santa, okay?
882
00:53:31,448 --> 00:53:34,660
He smells like hot chocolate and
peppermint, now it's mixed with incense.
883
00:53:34,743 --> 00:53:36,287
He's on a whole journey.
884
00:53:36,370 --> 00:53:38,205
But I need you to track him. Okay?
885
00:53:38,289 --> 00:53:39,874
But we can't take you out
looking like this.
886
00:53:54,722 --> 00:53:57,433
Just walkin' my dog, you know.
887
00:53:57,516 --> 00:54:00,519
His name is Rover. Which is a dog's name.
888
00:54:00,603 --> 00:54:03,314
That's why I named him that.
It's a very rare breed.
889
00:54:03,397 --> 00:54:05,858
He's a white Polar Poodle.
890
00:54:05,941 --> 00:54:08,027
You smell something? What do you smell?
891
00:54:08,110 --> 00:54:10,029
Whoa! Rover!
892
00:54:12,114 --> 00:54:14,116
- Merry Christmas, everybody.
- Rover!
893
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,659
Please make a donation.
894
00:54:19,914 --> 00:54:22,041
What do you smell, boy? Was Santa here?
895
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,086
Yeah? What do you smell?
Where'd he go? Did he go this way?
896
00:54:26,629 --> 00:54:27,630
He go this way?
897
00:54:31,509 --> 00:54:33,260
I don't understand.
It's very professional,
898
00:54:33,344 --> 00:54:36,180
you look very Dasher junior.
We gotta find Santa.
899
00:54:41,852 --> 00:54:44,647
Next stop, Desert Botanical Gardens.
Yoga retreat.
900
00:54:47,274 --> 00:54:48,275
Okay!
901
00:54:49,735 --> 00:54:51,111
After you.
902
00:55:23,352 --> 00:55:27,481
Oh, okay. Great job, little guy.
Wish me luck.
903
00:55:45,249 --> 00:55:46,250
Nick.
904
00:55:47,459 --> 00:55:49,044
Hi, I know you're mad at me.
905
00:55:49,503 --> 00:55:50,588
Um...
906
00:55:50,671 --> 00:55:56,260
There's things going on at home
that... only Santa can fix.
907
00:55:58,762 --> 00:56:00,764
Really. See for yourself.
908
00:56:05,436 --> 00:56:10,900
Okay. I realize I wasn't seeing things
from your point of view.
909
00:56:10,983 --> 00:56:12,902
Nobody asked you
if you wanted to wear the hat.
910
00:56:12,985 --> 00:56:15,446
We all expected you to take the reins
and that's not fair.
911
00:56:15,529 --> 00:56:18,866
And... I'm sorry.
912
00:56:21,619 --> 00:56:22,995
But we really need you.
913
00:56:26,207 --> 00:56:27,791
Nick, won't you even speak to me?
914
00:56:31,754 --> 00:56:32,838
Silent for how long?
915
00:56:34,006 --> 00:56:36,133
When the flowers, yeah, when...
916
00:56:36,217 --> 00:56:38,093
It's the... Is this a...
917
00:56:38,177 --> 00:56:40,471
And a... A hand comes in.
918
00:56:40,554 --> 00:56:42,973
Is that a bird landing?
919
00:56:43,057 --> 00:56:45,559
You were always bad at charades.
This will take forever.
920
00:56:45,643 --> 00:56:47,144
Two words? Two words.
921
00:56:47,228 --> 00:56:49,605
Two words. First word, me.
922
00:56:49,688 --> 00:56:50,940
Until sunrise.
923
00:56:51,023 --> 00:56:52,399
Shh!
924
00:56:53,108 --> 00:56:55,694
Okay. Well, I can wait till sunrise.
925
00:56:55,778 --> 00:56:57,822
- No!
- Talk at sunrise. Yeah.
926
00:56:57,905 --> 00:56:59,824
- I'll wait until sunrise.
- You gotta go.
927
00:56:59,907 --> 00:57:03,118
- I'll be quiet as a mouse.
- You've never been quiet. Get outta here.
928
00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:05,579
- I'm quiet all the time.
- One, two, three, be quiet.
929
00:57:06,831 --> 00:57:08,582
I was only...
930
00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:11,919
- I was talking 'cause you were talking.
- See! You can't do it.
931
00:57:12,002 --> 00:57:16,090
Noelle, I'm sorry, you gotta go.
932
00:57:17,091 --> 00:57:18,133
Okay.
933
00:57:20,010 --> 00:57:23,097
I'm just gonna leave this.
You don't have to read it.
934
00:57:23,639 --> 00:57:24,890
Just, if you want to.
935
00:57:26,725 --> 00:57:27,810
I love you.
936
00:57:29,311 --> 00:57:30,437
Whatever you wanna do.
937
00:57:44,785 --> 00:57:45,953
Relax.
938
00:57:48,372 --> 00:57:49,665
Team tracks for Texas.
939
00:57:49,748 --> 00:57:51,625
He drives down the court,
it's an easy lay-up.
940
00:57:51,709 --> 00:57:55,004
- It helps if you put salt on it.
- No one has that much salt, Dad.
941
00:57:56,338 --> 00:57:57,339
Oh.
942
00:57:58,132 --> 00:57:59,466
What did I do wrong?
943
00:57:59,550 --> 00:58:01,886
You can make the pan hotter
before you put the meat in.
944
00:58:01,969 --> 00:58:03,596
Don't press the patties down so hard.
945
00:58:03,679 --> 00:58:06,599
It loses the juices and gets dried out.
And if you toast the bun,
946
00:58:06,682 --> 00:58:09,560
and put some butter on it, it gives it
this crunchy texture each bite.
947
00:58:09,643 --> 00:58:12,688
Oh, why didn't you tell me
you were into cooking?
948
00:58:13,272 --> 00:58:15,316
I thought maybe you wouldn't like it.
949
00:58:15,399 --> 00:58:18,569
Hey, man, I like everything you do.
950
00:58:19,403 --> 00:58:21,530
Hey, maybe you could give me some lessons.
951
00:58:24,867 --> 00:58:27,703
Guess who's coming
to the marketplace. Santa!
952
00:58:27,786 --> 00:58:29,705
Hope you've been nice this year.
953
00:58:29,788 --> 00:58:31,290
Let's go over there.
954
00:58:39,548 --> 00:58:41,717
Supercuts. How do I look?
955
00:58:42,343 --> 00:58:43,469
Like Prancer.
956
00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:46,972
More like Vixen,
with that tuft of hair up there.
957
00:58:49,183 --> 00:58:50,935
Santa!
958
00:58:51,018 --> 00:58:52,603
- Nick. Hey!
- Hey.
959
00:58:52,686 --> 00:58:54,730
I'm so sorry.
960
00:58:54,814 --> 00:58:58,901
Look. What's happening at the Pole
is very naughty.
961
00:58:59,735 --> 00:59:01,028
But I can't be Santa.
962
00:59:01,111 --> 00:59:03,155
The Santa that they hired isn't here yet.
963
00:59:03,239 --> 00:59:05,658
Sit with a couple of kids,
you'll feel The Twinkle.
964
00:59:05,741 --> 00:59:09,578
And if you don't, no more pressure.
I will leave you alone. I almost promise.
965
00:59:10,412 --> 00:59:12,206
- I can't, Ellie.
- Nick Kringle,
966
00:59:12,289 --> 00:59:15,668
this is in your blood. It's in your stars.
967
00:59:15,751 --> 00:59:17,169
It's in your destiny.
968
00:59:17,253 --> 00:59:19,672
I left the suit in the North Pole.
969
00:59:19,755 --> 00:59:21,757
That's a problem, Nick. Come on.
970
00:59:22,383 --> 00:59:24,009
This costume is ridiculous.
971
00:59:24,093 --> 00:59:26,303
I don't see any difference
from what you usually wear.
972
00:59:26,387 --> 00:59:27,847
- Excuse me?
- Or...
973
00:59:27,972 --> 00:59:29,682
You think I look like this all the time?
974
00:59:29,765 --> 00:59:32,434
Worst thing anyone's ever said to me.
You, gather the reindeer.
975
00:59:32,518 --> 00:59:35,646
- We're doing this and going home.
- Well, how is it different?
976
00:59:35,729 --> 00:59:37,940
Little lower and to the right, please.
977
00:59:39,441 --> 00:59:41,485
I just don't think
it's that great of an idea.
978
00:59:41,569 --> 00:59:42,570
Santa!
979
00:59:42,653 --> 00:59:44,405
- It'll be great.
- There's a lot of them.
980
00:59:44,488 --> 00:59:46,282
- I don't know...
- You're gonna be great.
981
00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:48,742
Santa is so excited to meet you guys.
982
00:59:51,954 --> 00:59:54,206
You got this. Come on up.
983
00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:55,708
Go ahead. Go on.
984
00:59:55,791 --> 00:59:58,335
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hi!
985
00:59:59,795 --> 01:00:01,505
Merry Christmas. What's your name?
986
01:00:06,969 --> 01:00:08,304
Right back at you.
987
01:00:16,979 --> 01:00:20,399
- His name's Ajeet. He's from India.
- Wait, how do you know that?
988
01:00:20,774 --> 01:00:22,401
I don't know. You pick stuff up.
989
01:00:22,985 --> 01:00:25,404
For Christmas, he wants his cousin
to come live with him
990
01:00:25,488 --> 01:00:27,156
- in Phoenix, Arizona.
- Okay.
991
01:00:29,992 --> 01:00:31,702
- And an iPad.
- An iPad. I got that.
992
01:00:32,286 --> 01:00:34,497
That was fun, right? Merry Christmas.
993
01:00:35,164 --> 01:00:37,666
- Do we break for lunch now or is that...
- No!
994
01:00:40,461 --> 01:00:43,964
- Hello!
- Let's not make a meal out of this.
995
01:00:44,048 --> 01:00:48,552
I'm only doing it so my parents
can practice using Snapchat.
996
01:00:50,346 --> 01:00:54,391
Got it. So, Merry Christmas.
What's your name?
997
01:00:54,475 --> 01:00:57,061
Tonya. Tonya Cooperman.
998
01:00:57,478 --> 01:01:01,065
Tonya Cooperman.
And have you been a good girl?
999
01:01:01,148 --> 01:01:03,734
I really don't see
how that's your business.
1000
01:01:03,818 --> 01:01:05,069
You're right. I'm sorry.
1001
01:01:05,152 --> 01:01:07,154
That was over the line, um...
1002
01:01:07,947 --> 01:01:10,449
Let's say you were a good girl,
1003
01:01:11,534 --> 01:01:13,118
what do you want for Christmas?
1004
01:01:13,202 --> 01:01:15,329
Why? You're gonna get it for me?
1005
01:01:15,412 --> 01:01:18,249
A pathetic mall Santa?
1006
01:01:18,332 --> 01:01:21,043
You're right.
He's not gonna get it for you.
1007
01:01:21,126 --> 01:01:24,213
Because you were so mean to Jennie Stalts
just 'cause she has a lisp.
1008
01:01:24,296 --> 01:01:26,549
Tonya, Jennie is your best friend.
1009
01:01:26,632 --> 01:01:27,883
Get over here.
1010
01:01:28,926 --> 01:01:30,511
How'd you know about Jennie Stalts?
1011
01:01:30,594 --> 01:01:32,721
She had a Jennie Stalts vibe,
I don't know.
1012
01:01:33,055 --> 01:01:37,017
Usually, it takes people years of yoga
to get that kind of awareness.
1013
01:01:39,645 --> 01:01:41,105
Oh, I see my friend. I'll be back.
1014
01:01:41,188 --> 01:01:42,857
- Wait, no!
- You're doing great!
1015
01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:46,235
No, I'm not. Please,
I don't know what I'm doing.
1016
01:01:47,695 --> 01:01:48,696
Next.
1017
01:01:50,823 --> 01:01:52,992
Hi, Merry Christmas. What's your name?
1018
01:01:53,075 --> 01:01:55,286
Why did you write this to me, Santa?
1019
01:01:56,829 --> 01:01:59,999
"Dear Roberto, due to your
continuous failure to make your bed,
1020
01:02:00,082 --> 01:02:02,626
"you will not be receiving
a present this year.
1021
01:02:02,710 --> 01:02:04,712
"We invite you
to correct this naughty flaw
1022
01:02:04,795 --> 01:02:07,339
"and reapply for present status
next Christmas."
1023
01:02:07,423 --> 01:02:08,799
Yeah, I didn't write that.
1024
01:02:09,675 --> 01:02:12,678
"Best wishes, Santa." Hmm. Right there.
1025
01:02:12,761 --> 01:02:14,430
- I got one too.
- I got one too.
1026
01:02:14,513 --> 01:02:16,599
- I got one.
- I got one too.
1027
01:02:17,224 --> 01:02:20,519
Hey! Oh, my God! I'm so jolly you're here.
1028
01:02:21,479 --> 01:02:25,107
Did you tell Alex that I would spend
Christmas with him and my ex-wife?
1029
01:02:25,566 --> 01:02:28,944
Yeah. It's his Christmas wish
to go to that Chinese restaurant
1030
01:02:29,028 --> 01:02:31,655
you guys always go to
on Christmas day, Sun Ming,
1031
01:02:31,739 --> 01:02:33,949
and have the red and green egg rolls.
1032
01:02:34,033 --> 01:02:35,993
But I told you,
Jessie and I don't get along.
1033
01:02:36,076 --> 01:02:40,039
She has a new life with her husband
and Alex, and I can't go over there.
1034
01:02:40,122 --> 01:02:43,417
Yeah. But if you use Christmas
to open up and talk about it...
1035
01:02:43,501 --> 01:02:46,086
Me? Open up?
1036
01:02:46,504 --> 01:02:48,297
Kringle, you're the one who omits things.
1037
01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:51,926
Like how you can speak sign language,
or chocolate money.
1038
01:02:53,427 --> 01:02:56,847
No. That's fair, um, yeah.
1039
01:03:02,686 --> 01:03:06,315
My dad was Santa Claus, he was great.
1040
01:03:06,649 --> 01:03:08,859
Every Christmas Eve,
he would slide down the chimney.
1041
01:03:08,943 --> 01:03:12,321
Could've come in the front door, but he
wanted to give us the full treatment.
1042
01:03:12,404 --> 01:03:16,325
Nick and I would peek out from our rooms,
I'd say I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
1043
01:03:16,408 --> 01:03:18,160
And then Dad would sit with us
1044
01:03:18,244 --> 01:03:21,747
and tell us about his night,
and that was my favorite present.
1045
01:03:21,831 --> 01:03:26,043
And then, Elf Polly, now Aunt Polly,
1046
01:03:26,126 --> 01:03:27,753
um, she would take us to bed.
1047
01:03:28,796 --> 01:03:31,215
Six months ago, Dad died,
1048
01:03:31,298 --> 01:03:33,801
so, Nick became Santa
and he was feeling overwhelmed,
1049
01:03:33,884 --> 01:03:36,637
so I told him that he should
take some time off,
1050
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,681
get away for a while and he wound up here,
1051
01:03:38,764 --> 01:03:40,766
and now he wants to stay and do yoga,
1052
01:03:40,850 --> 01:03:43,519
and, um, everybody in the North Pole
is really mad at me.
1053
01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:47,148
So, I took the sleigh and the reindeer
to bring him back.
1054
01:03:52,945 --> 01:03:55,406
All right, thank you
for being so nice to Alex.
1055
01:03:56,157 --> 01:03:58,909
Good luck, Kringle. Merry Christmas.
1056
01:04:03,289 --> 01:04:05,374
Look, there's another Santa!
1057
01:04:05,457 --> 01:04:08,085
What're you doing?
This is my gig. Time to move.
1058
01:04:08,169 --> 01:04:09,420
Can I just say one thing?
1059
01:04:09,503 --> 01:04:10,796
- I'm certified.
- Sorry.
1060
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,382
I have a diploma
from the Phoenix Santa school.
1061
01:04:13,465 --> 01:04:15,593
Sit back down.
This is where you belong.
1062
01:04:15,676 --> 01:04:18,888
- I belong in that chair.
- Excuse me. You sit down.
1063
01:04:18,971 --> 01:04:21,765
You are not even a real Santa.
I need you to show some respect.
1064
01:04:21,849 --> 01:04:24,560
- He's the real Santa.
- Let's discuss this over here.
1065
01:04:24,643 --> 01:04:26,020
Hey! You...
1066
01:04:27,688 --> 01:04:29,231
- You're coming with me.
- Oh, sorry!
1067
01:04:29,315 --> 01:04:31,358
- Leave her alone.
- This is unnecessary.
1068
01:04:31,442 --> 01:04:33,569
- Noelle!
- Nick, stay where you are.
1069
01:04:33,652 --> 01:04:35,779
- Sorry!
- These kids need to meet the real Santa.
1070
01:04:35,863 --> 01:04:37,865
- I'll give you a free yoga class.
- Uh...
1071
01:04:37,948 --> 01:04:41,619
Ho, ho, ho! Who is next? You, come on.
1072
01:04:46,081 --> 01:04:48,792
Look, my sister didn't mean any harm,
okay? She just...
1073
01:04:48,876 --> 01:04:50,878
She used to beat me up
for fun all the time.
1074
01:04:50,961 --> 01:04:53,631
She's just having fun, okay?
She's fun-loving.
1075
01:04:53,714 --> 01:04:55,716
I guess that's why she assaulted a cop.
1076
01:04:55,799 --> 01:04:58,511
She's talkin' about crazy things
like the North Pole and elves.
1077
01:04:58,594 --> 01:05:00,012
What's so crazy about elves?
1078
01:05:00,095 --> 01:05:02,640
They're holding her
for psychiatric evaluation.
1079
01:05:02,723 --> 01:05:04,934
Wait, tomorrow is Christmas Eve, though.
1080
01:05:05,017 --> 01:05:07,061
Thanks for the reminder.
I still gotta shop.
1081
01:05:07,144 --> 01:05:11,607
You still need to shop? Well, you know,
I can get you whatever you want.
1082
01:05:12,608 --> 01:05:15,069
You know? Straight from the workshop.
1083
01:05:16,028 --> 01:05:20,991
You want a My Little Pony Explore
Equestria Crystal Empire Castle playset?
1084
01:05:21,075 --> 01:05:22,284
Done.
1085
01:05:23,077 --> 01:05:25,663
I'll get it for you. With accessories.
1086
01:05:26,038 --> 01:05:27,456
I don't have any kids.
1087
01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:28,791
What a shock.
1088
01:05:32,711 --> 01:05:35,339
There's only two days
till Christmas.
1089
01:05:37,132 --> 01:05:39,635
Why don't you just eat
the whole gavel, Elder Elf Abe?
1090
01:05:39,718 --> 01:05:44,265
Now, I say we take all 2,837 presents,
1091
01:05:44,348 --> 01:05:48,644
put them on a motorized ice floe
with GPS coordinates and...
1092
01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:50,646
He can't do it!
1093
01:05:50,729 --> 01:05:52,815
GPS coordinates!
1094
01:05:53,357 --> 01:05:56,485
Gabe, for the last time,
1095
01:05:56,569 --> 01:06:02,324
there're more than 2,837 nice children.
1096
01:06:02,408 --> 01:06:03,409
Yeah!
1097
01:06:03,492 --> 01:06:07,621
However many presents there are,
we have no way to deliver them.
1098
01:06:07,705 --> 01:06:09,999
No, listen to me. I can do this.
1099
01:06:10,082 --> 01:06:13,836
We just need to do a reboot or maybe
get an appointment at the Genius bar.
1100
01:06:13,919 --> 01:06:16,130
Please, I can do it!
1101
01:06:19,216 --> 01:06:21,802
Reports are filing in
from all over Phoenix
1102
01:06:21,886 --> 01:06:26,932
of emails denying children presents
and signed by Santa Claus.
1103
01:06:27,016 --> 01:06:31,395
Young Evelyn Ramirez received one
because she bites her fingernails.
1104
01:06:31,479 --> 01:06:35,941
Another boy was rejected
because of his failure to floss.
1105
01:06:36,025 --> 01:06:39,403
It seems like there's a real shortage
of Christmas spirit this year.
1106
01:06:40,362 --> 01:06:43,657
Hopefully, we'll have some more
cheerful stories for you soon.
1107
01:06:44,575 --> 01:06:51,540
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
Merry Christmas!
1108
01:06:58,005 --> 01:06:59,840
There was a disturbing scene
1109
01:06:59,924 --> 01:07:02,593
at the Desert Ridge Marketplace today.
1110
01:07:02,676 --> 01:07:04,762
A hysterical woman...
1111
01:07:26,909 --> 01:07:30,204
Listen, I know we can't hang
this Christmas,
1112
01:07:30,287 --> 01:07:32,289
but I got you something.
1113
01:07:39,588 --> 01:07:42,091
Thanks, Dad. This is great.
1114
01:07:42,591 --> 01:07:44,593
I know you told Noelle
you wanted me to come over
1115
01:07:44,677 --> 01:07:48,347
and do our traditional Sun Ming
red and green eggroll thing, but I just...
1116
01:07:48,430 --> 01:07:50,349
Dad, I never told Noelle that.
1117
01:07:50,850 --> 01:07:52,351
Well, then, how did she know?
1118
01:07:52,434 --> 01:07:55,354
She said I'd get what I wanted
for Christmas, but I never told her.
1119
01:07:55,437 --> 01:07:58,440
- Come on, Alex. That's ridiculous.
- Dad, it's true!
1120
01:08:09,785 --> 01:08:12,371
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
1121
01:08:12,454 --> 01:08:13,914
Can I come in?
1122
01:08:13,998 --> 01:08:15,291
Sure, Aunt Polly.
1123
01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:16,876
Thank you.
1124
01:08:16,959 --> 01:08:19,420
Or should I say... Elf Polly?
1125
01:08:22,590 --> 01:08:23,799
Sit.
1126
01:08:34,101 --> 01:08:37,313
Now, I see she told you,
1127
01:08:37,396 --> 01:08:39,315
and I see that you don't believe her.
1128
01:08:39,398 --> 01:08:40,900
That she lives in the North Pole?
1129
01:08:42,234 --> 01:08:46,071
No. I tend to believe what I can see.
1130
01:08:47,114 --> 01:08:48,574
Well, if that's the only problem.
1131
01:08:49,450 --> 01:08:50,451
Oh!
1132
01:08:51,076 --> 01:08:52,620
You should get that looked at.
1133
01:08:54,788 --> 01:08:57,625
Let me ask you a question, Detective.
1134
01:08:57,708 --> 01:08:59,335
Can you see love?
1135
01:09:01,337 --> 01:09:03,047
Can you see sorrow?
1136
01:09:05,841 --> 01:09:07,551
Can you see joy?
1137
01:09:09,595 --> 01:09:12,056
Is there anything realer than that?
1138
01:09:13,057 --> 01:09:15,100
Like what you feel for your boy?
1139
01:09:35,788 --> 01:09:36,789
How can I help?
1140
01:09:37,665 --> 01:09:40,918
Get her out of that hospital,
and I will take care of the rest.
1141
01:09:43,379 --> 01:09:45,798
Why do you think
you're here today, Noelle?
1142
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,885
Because I kicked a policeman,
1143
01:09:49,969 --> 01:09:53,472
which isn't illegal where I'm from.
Because we don't have policeman.
1144
01:09:54,014 --> 01:09:55,099
I see.
1145
01:09:56,016 --> 01:09:57,476
And where are you from?
1146
01:09:59,478 --> 01:10:02,815
The North Pole, and my dad is Santa Claus,
1147
01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:06,026
and now my brother is Santa Claus.
You can start laughing now.
1148
01:10:06,819 --> 01:10:09,280
I'm not gonna laugh, Noelle.
1149
01:10:09,363 --> 01:10:12,449
I've dealt with many patients
who have unusual identities.
1150
01:10:12,825 --> 01:10:15,369
I treat a man who believes
he's the tooth fairy.
1151
01:10:17,163 --> 01:10:18,539
Well, that's ridiculous.
1152
01:10:18,831 --> 01:10:21,375
And a woman who's certain
she's Mother Nature.
1153
01:10:22,209 --> 01:10:24,879
Wow. Some real nuts out there.
1154
01:10:24,962 --> 01:10:28,716
And I have another patient who's convinced
he's Frosty the Snowman.
1155
01:10:28,924 --> 01:10:30,050
Frosty's here?
1156
01:10:31,218 --> 01:10:35,514
No, no. Come on. Nice try.
Frosty couldn't survive in Phoenix.
1157
01:10:35,598 --> 01:10:37,433
At home, he doesn't even go indoors.
1158
01:10:37,516 --> 01:10:39,518
He's terrified of fireplaces.
1159
01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:42,021
Drama queen. Miss that guy.
1160
01:10:45,149 --> 01:10:46,650
You know, the thing is,
1161
01:10:47,443 --> 01:10:50,696
I just thought this was my chance
to do something right.
1162
01:10:50,779 --> 01:10:54,533
You know? I wanted to prove
I'm not some spoiled princess
1163
01:10:54,617 --> 01:10:58,120
who just thinks about herself and writes
her silly cards all day, you know?
1164
01:10:59,663 --> 01:11:04,251
I always thought, eventually,
I'd do something important.
1165
01:11:07,796 --> 01:11:10,174
- Yes?
- Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Sussman,
1166
01:11:10,257 --> 01:11:13,511
but I need Miss Kringle
on official police business for a second.
1167
01:11:14,803 --> 01:11:15,888
That's fine.
1168
01:11:21,936 --> 01:11:24,647
Right outside if you need me,
Jake. You got two minutes.
1169
01:11:32,738 --> 01:11:36,408
Look, I don't know how you knew
about me and Alex,
1170
01:11:36,492 --> 01:11:39,578
- and our red and green eggroll tradition.
- I shouldn't have interfered.
1171
01:11:39,662 --> 01:11:42,581
You know, but you made him happy.
And you made me...
1172
01:11:42,665 --> 01:11:44,083
Deliriously joyful.
1173
01:11:45,376 --> 01:11:47,628
Laugh... mostly at you.
1174
01:11:48,379 --> 01:11:50,756
Which still makes it my best Christmas
in a long time.
1175
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:53,884
So, when Polly came to see me
about getting you out of here...
1176
01:11:53,968 --> 01:11:55,886
Wait, so you believe what I told you?
1177
01:11:56,512 --> 01:11:59,390
I believe that you believe.
1178
01:12:00,099 --> 01:12:02,560
But to get out of here,
stop talking about the North Pole,
1179
01:12:02,643 --> 01:12:03,894
and Santa Claus.
1180
01:12:03,978 --> 01:12:05,479
- Yeah. And sleighs.
- And sleighs.
1181
01:12:05,563 --> 01:12:06,730
Oh!
1182
01:12:07,648 --> 01:12:08,941
What? What?
1183
01:12:11,110 --> 01:12:14,405
Oh, the sleigh. You've seen it before.
You saw it at the mall.
1184
01:12:14,488 --> 01:12:17,992
You haven't seen it hovering
11 stories up, that's the only difference.
1185
01:12:20,619 --> 01:12:21,704
You okay?
1186
01:12:22,037 --> 01:12:25,624
Miss Kringle, I think that
we should resume and... Oh!
1187
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:27,501
- Hi.
- Hi.
1188
01:12:27,585 --> 01:12:29,503
That's unusual.
1189
01:12:35,885 --> 01:12:39,013
Jake? It's Clara. Open up.
1190
01:12:39,096 --> 01:12:40,347
Quick, get in your...
1191
01:12:40,431 --> 01:12:41,599
- Sleigh, yeah.
- Sleigh.
1192
01:12:43,017 --> 01:12:45,769
You're not a total loser.
You're a nice person.
1193
01:12:45,853 --> 01:12:47,354
And a wonderful dad.
1194
01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:49,440
And you're very generous with sunblock.
1195
01:12:49,857 --> 01:12:51,317
Jake? Open up.
1196
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,735
- Just go!
- Yeah.
1197
01:12:54,361 --> 01:12:55,362
Come on.
1198
01:12:55,779 --> 01:12:56,947
Careful.
1199
01:12:57,031 --> 01:12:58,199
- Oh, boy.
- Okay.
1200
01:12:58,282 --> 01:13:00,451
- Bye.
- Okay, let's go.
1201
01:13:01,660 --> 01:13:04,914
- Whoa! I'm not good at this!
- Yes, yes you are.
1202
01:13:10,628 --> 01:13:17,593
I'll have a Blue Christmas without you
1203
01:13:18,302 --> 01:13:19,512
We miss you, Santa.
1204
01:13:19,595 --> 01:13:26,352
I'll be so blue
just thinking about you
1205
01:13:26,435 --> 01:13:28,813
Candy just doesn't taste the same
without you, Santa.
1206
01:13:28,896 --> 01:13:33,484
Decorations of red
1207
01:13:33,567 --> 01:13:38,030
On a green Christmas tree
1208
01:13:38,531 --> 01:13:42,201
Won't be the same, dear
1209
01:13:42,284 --> 01:13:44,745
If you're not here with me
1210
01:13:44,829 --> 01:13:47,581
Just come back, we got
the milk and cookies for you, Santa.
1211
01:13:47,665 --> 01:13:52,211
And when those blue memories start calling
1212
01:13:52,294 --> 01:13:54,630
Snowball fights, the Coco. All the fun.
1213
01:13:54,713 --> 01:13:56,298
You'll be...
1214
01:13:56,382 --> 01:13:58,217
Santa's back!
1215
01:13:59,677 --> 01:14:00,678
Ooh!
1216
01:14:01,929 --> 01:14:05,099
My children are home!
1217
01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:10,104
I missed you! Oh, my goodness!
1218
01:14:10,187 --> 01:14:13,149
You did it, Noelle. Polly!
1219
01:14:13,691 --> 01:14:15,025
Uh...
1220
01:14:16,193 --> 01:14:21,448
I... I know I let you all down,
1221
01:14:22,825 --> 01:14:25,286
but while I was away, I...
1222
01:14:26,370 --> 01:14:28,539
I learned what it takes to be Santa.
1223
01:14:29,081 --> 01:14:31,667
It's about understanding people,
and, uh...
1224
01:14:33,002 --> 01:14:36,422
and really listening
to what they have to say.
1225
01:14:36,505 --> 01:14:37,506
And, um...
1226
01:14:39,758 --> 01:14:41,886
And just making everyone feel jolly.
1227
01:14:43,637 --> 01:14:48,184
Which is why I know that we have
a real Santa right here in the Pole.
1228
01:14:48,267 --> 01:14:49,268
Yes!
1229
01:14:52,646 --> 01:14:54,356
My sister, Noelle.
1230
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,025
- What?
- What did he say?
1231
01:14:56,108 --> 01:14:57,276
Did he say "Noelle?"
1232
01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:03,949
Nick. I appreciate the gesture,
but what are you doing?
1233
01:15:04,033 --> 01:15:05,701
That's why I came home, you know.
1234
01:15:05,784 --> 01:15:07,745
The minute I saw you with those kids,
I knew.
1235
01:15:07,828 --> 01:15:10,831
No. Okay. Maybe I inherited a couple
of Dad's powers,
1236
01:15:10,915 --> 01:15:13,000
- but what...
- You have The Twinkle, Ellie.
1237
01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:15,836
A girl? Santa's not a girl!
1238
01:15:16,712 --> 01:15:17,713
Whoa!
1239
01:15:21,926 --> 01:15:25,554
Silent... night!
1240
01:15:31,894 --> 01:15:34,146
I rechecked the Christmas covenant.
1241
01:15:34,730 --> 01:15:39,026
And it turns out there's nothing there
that says a woman can't be Santa.
1242
01:15:39,652 --> 01:15:40,778
See?
1243
01:15:41,278 --> 01:15:45,658
It's just a tradition we've been
blindly following for thousands of years.
1244
01:15:45,991 --> 01:15:48,494
- These things happen.
- Oh, man!
1245
01:15:48,577 --> 01:15:52,998
The question is,
what really makes a Santa?
1246
01:15:53,082 --> 01:15:58,796
Ultimately, the one thing all Santas share
is the ability to inspire us
1247
01:15:58,879 --> 01:16:00,756
with the Christmas spirit.
1248
01:16:02,466 --> 01:16:05,511
Noelle, can you inspire us?
1249
01:16:05,970 --> 01:16:07,763
What does Christmas mean to you?
1250
01:16:26,407 --> 01:16:29,285
I used to think Christmas
was the best day of the year.
1251
01:16:29,368 --> 01:16:31,287
Presents and caroling.
1252
01:16:33,247 --> 01:16:36,000
But I met people for whom
it isn't the best day
1253
01:16:36,083 --> 01:16:41,505
because it reminds them they don't have
enough food to eat or a place to live.
1254
01:16:41,881 --> 01:16:43,841
Or maybe even someone
to share the day with.
1255
01:16:45,301 --> 01:16:47,219
And it got me thinking.
1256
01:16:48,262 --> 01:16:51,182
For thousands of years,
we've jingled bells and delivered toys,
1257
01:16:51,265 --> 01:16:55,394
and the world just gets more awful
and miserable. So what's the point?
1258
01:16:58,105 --> 01:17:03,152
But I also met a girl at a shelter
who drew these beautiful pictures,
1259
01:17:03,235 --> 01:17:06,113
and her Christmas wish wasn't for herself.
1260
01:17:06,197 --> 01:17:09,950
It was for her mother
to be able to find a job.
1261
01:17:10,743 --> 01:17:12,828
And I met a woman at a marketplace
1262
01:17:12,912 --> 01:17:16,290
who worked so hard to fill Christmas
with fun and music,
1263
01:17:16,373 --> 01:17:19,126
even though she knew she might not have
anyone to spend it with.
1264
01:17:21,212 --> 01:17:25,966
And I met this sweet, wonderful boy
who has this big heart.
1265
01:17:26,050 --> 01:17:27,468
And his father
1266
01:17:27,551 --> 01:17:30,930
who doesn't even believe in Christmas,
but made sure we could be home for it.
1267
01:17:34,141 --> 01:17:39,563
We have this list of nice people
from Hong Kong to Houston
1268
01:17:39,647 --> 01:17:41,607
doing wonderful, selfless things.
1269
01:17:44,485 --> 01:17:47,404
And I know Christmas
can't solve all our problems.
1270
01:17:49,573 --> 01:17:50,699
But it gives us hope.
1271
01:17:52,368 --> 01:17:54,286
It inspires us to be nice.
1272
01:17:54,912 --> 01:17:56,831
That might not seem like much, but...
1273
01:17:58,833 --> 01:18:01,544
when someone's sad or just lonely,
1274
01:18:02,294 --> 01:18:04,129
it can be the biggest thing in the world.
1275
01:18:05,673 --> 01:18:08,217
And presents are part of it.
1276
01:18:08,634 --> 01:18:10,761
I like presents as much as anybody.
1277
01:18:13,472 --> 01:18:14,473
Okay, more.
1278
01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:17,351
Oh, yeah, that's true.
1279
01:18:18,519 --> 01:18:22,106
But now, I think it's not just about
the presents we get.
1280
01:18:22,189 --> 01:18:24,233
It's about the presents we give.
1281
01:18:25,442 --> 01:18:27,570
The presents of love and understanding.
1282
01:18:36,954 --> 01:18:38,122
And also, iPads.
1283
01:18:43,210 --> 01:18:44,336
My little girl.
1284
01:18:46,088 --> 01:18:47,923
Looks like we got a Santa, guys!
1285
01:18:48,007 --> 01:18:50,009
Yeah, finally!
1286
01:18:58,893 --> 01:19:02,771
Ho, ho, ho.
1287
01:19:03,105 --> 01:19:07,151
If a child wakes up, try to coax them
gently back to sleep.
1288
01:19:26,420 --> 01:19:30,925
I want everyone
to double-check everything.
1289
01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:32,468
Mother.
1290
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:35,721
Um...
1291
01:19:36,472 --> 01:19:38,432
I'm not sure about this.
1292
01:19:39,934 --> 01:19:43,604
You know how it works.
It fits you when you fit it.
1293
01:19:46,065 --> 01:19:48,651
Sweetie, you have nothing
to be nervous about.
1294
01:19:48,734 --> 01:19:51,487
Um, son,
why don't we go check the reindeer?
1295
01:19:51,570 --> 01:19:52,863
The reindeer? They have ticks.
1296
01:19:52,947 --> 01:19:54,114
- That's... Come on.
- It's not...
1297
01:19:54,198 --> 01:19:55,199
- Let's just go.
- No.
1298
01:19:55,282 --> 01:19:56,283
Come on. Go.
1299
01:20:01,038 --> 01:20:04,875
What're you doing? You know
Santa has to fly solo on Christmas Eve.
1300
01:20:05,292 --> 01:20:08,671
Force of habit.
Once a nanny, always a nanny.
1301
01:20:08,754 --> 01:20:10,172
Elf Polly.
1302
01:20:10,714 --> 01:20:11,715
Yes?
1303
01:20:12,925 --> 01:20:14,593
I don't know if I'm ready, Polly.
1304
01:20:16,637 --> 01:20:19,932
You know what I'm really scared of?
Some kid's gonna wake up, look at me,
1305
01:20:20,015 --> 01:20:23,185
and say, "You're not Santa."
1306
01:20:25,187 --> 01:20:28,357
From the first moment
that I held you in my arms,
1307
01:20:29,191 --> 01:20:32,862
I could see something in your eyes,
and I said to myself,
1308
01:20:33,737 --> 01:20:35,865
"This girl has The Twinkle."
1309
01:20:39,535 --> 01:20:40,786
You're ready.
1310
01:20:42,621 --> 01:20:43,622
Oh!
1311
01:20:44,957 --> 01:20:46,542
Pull yourself together.
1312
01:21:04,226 --> 01:21:06,145
Wait. Someone's missing.
1313
01:21:17,072 --> 01:21:19,533
Dude, this is supposed to be our song,
come on!
1314
01:21:28,209 --> 01:21:30,544
Okay, Snowy.
I need all the help I can get.
1315
01:21:31,003 --> 01:21:32,338
You're my guy, right?
1316
01:21:34,131 --> 01:21:35,132
Fly straight?
1317
01:21:46,852 --> 01:21:48,354
You're facing the wrong way.
1318
01:21:50,564 --> 01:21:52,233
I'm really glad it's not me.
1319
01:22:04,328 --> 01:22:05,329
On Snowcone!
1320
01:22:34,775 --> 01:22:36,277
Puffins, scatter!
1321
01:22:59,633 --> 01:23:02,344
No! Snowy! Snow...
1322
01:23:08,726 --> 01:23:09,894
All right.
1323
01:23:14,064 --> 01:23:16,150
We wish you a merry Christmas
We...
1324
01:23:58,859 --> 01:23:59,944
Did we miss Greece?
1325
01:24:33,394 --> 01:24:34,812
We're Jewish.
1326
01:24:55,749 --> 01:24:57,042
I'm sorry, Dad.
1327
01:26:02,817 --> 01:26:06,195
No, no, no, no.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Go back to sleep.
1328
01:26:06,737 --> 01:26:08,197
- Seriously. Go back to... Oh!
- Ow!
1329
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,407
Ma'am, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1330
01:26:10,491 --> 01:26:13,619
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No. Go back to sleep!
1331
01:26:20,751 --> 01:26:21,752
Hi.
1332
01:26:25,464 --> 01:26:29,218
She says, "Merry Christmas, Santa."
1333
01:26:31,095 --> 01:26:32,179
Santa?
1334
01:26:36,183 --> 01:26:37,601
Thank you, Michelle.
1335
01:26:38,853 --> 01:26:40,187
I needed that.
1336
01:26:41,105 --> 01:26:44,108
Now you go to sleep. Okay?
1337
01:26:50,322 --> 01:26:52,908
- Merry Christmas, Santa.
- Merry Christmas.
1338
01:26:52,992 --> 01:26:54,577
Merry Christmas, Santa.
1339
01:26:55,119 --> 01:26:56,453
Merry Christmas.
1340
01:26:57,288 --> 01:26:58,998
Merry Christmas.
1341
01:26:59,081 --> 01:27:01,208
Go to sleep. You go to sleep.
1342
01:27:31,614 --> 01:27:34,325
Sometimes, all you need
is a nice word from a friend
1343
01:27:34,408 --> 01:27:36,744
to make you feel comfortable
in your own boots.
1344
01:27:37,536 --> 01:27:40,414
But once that happened,
I was ready to go to work.
1345
01:27:41,665 --> 01:27:42,833
I went back to Greece,
1346
01:27:43,417 --> 01:27:46,170
and visited a few other places I'd missed,
1347
01:27:46,253 --> 01:27:49,924
and then I made sure to keep a promise
I'd made to Alex.
1348
01:27:55,095 --> 01:27:56,680
Oh, wow.
1349
01:27:57,765 --> 01:27:58,891
Your stop, I believe.
1350
01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:02,645
Yeah. Aren't you supposed to bring Alex
a Christmas present or something?
1351
01:28:03,312 --> 01:28:06,023
I did. He's sitting right next to me.
1352
01:28:06,941 --> 01:28:08,567
I don't know if this is a great idea.
1353
01:28:08,651 --> 01:28:10,820
I don't want my ex
and her husband to feel weird.
1354
01:28:11,737 --> 01:28:14,615
Traditions change. Right?
1355
01:28:17,076 --> 01:28:18,327
The new ones are scary.
1356
01:28:19,745 --> 01:28:20,955
But they might be great.
1357
01:28:21,664 --> 01:28:23,833
And if you know
what Christmas means to you,
1358
01:28:24,458 --> 01:28:26,252
the tradition's just the wrapping.
1359
01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:30,256
Christmas means spending time with Alex.
1360
01:28:32,091 --> 01:28:33,592
There you go.
1361
01:28:33,676 --> 01:28:35,928
That's jolly! Okay! Now get in there.
1362
01:28:36,011 --> 01:28:37,805
I'm serious. You get one ride. Get out.
1363
01:28:37,888 --> 01:28:39,014
- Go.
- Okay.
1364
01:28:39,098 --> 01:28:41,433
- Very busy. Very busy woman.
- Pushy Santa.
1365
01:28:41,851 --> 01:28:43,435
So, will I see you again?
1366
01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:46,605
Every December 24th.
1367
01:28:49,233 --> 01:28:50,568
I don't know what that is.
1368
01:28:50,651 --> 01:28:52,903
It's what you do when you think
someone's awesome.
1369
01:28:53,195 --> 01:28:55,573
Aw. Well...
1370
01:28:58,325 --> 01:28:59,827
- All right.
- Oh, right.
1371
01:29:00,327 --> 01:29:01,495
Got it.
1372
01:29:01,996 --> 01:29:03,038
Okay.
1373
01:29:03,539 --> 01:29:05,416
On Snowcone!
1374
01:29:07,668 --> 01:29:10,462
Merry Christmas!
1375
01:29:10,546 --> 01:29:12,173
Man, that's fun to say!
1376
01:29:12,631 --> 01:29:15,759
I was so happy that Jake
got to see Alex for Christmas.
1377
01:29:15,843 --> 01:29:17,261
- Merry Christmas!
- Dad!
1378
01:29:20,306 --> 01:29:21,307
I knew you'd come.
1379
01:29:22,933 --> 01:29:24,894
And Helen finally got her vacation.
1380
01:29:30,774 --> 01:29:32,234
And when Michelle and her mom
1381
01:29:32,318 --> 01:29:34,904
woke up the next morning,
they found a present under the tree
1382
01:29:34,987 --> 01:29:36,947
with a job listing
at a school for the deaf.
1383
01:29:37,031 --> 01:29:39,116
Oh, and an iPad. Obviously.
1384
01:29:42,203 --> 01:29:45,915
Dad always said you never forget
your first Christmas as Santa.
1385
01:29:45,998 --> 01:29:47,249
Okay, he said it to Nick,
1386
01:29:47,333 --> 01:29:50,002
but I overheard it,
and oh, my garland, was he right!
1387
01:29:50,628 --> 01:29:52,463
I hoped he'd be proud of me.
1388
01:29:52,546 --> 01:29:57,218
And I hoped everyone at home had
come around to the idea of a girl Santa.
1389
01:30:01,347 --> 01:30:03,057
Look, Santa's back!
1390
01:30:03,224 --> 01:30:05,392
Turns out, I didn't have to worry.
1391
01:30:05,476 --> 01:30:06,602
Santa Noelle!
1392
01:30:06,685 --> 01:30:09,063
Merry Christmas, Santa Noelle!
1393
01:30:13,442 --> 01:30:16,237
Well, guess who came to town!
1394
01:30:18,656 --> 01:30:21,283
- Namaste, sis.
- Um, Namaste.
1395
01:30:22,076 --> 01:30:23,577
Congratulations, Santa.
1396
01:30:23,994 --> 01:30:27,039
Now that I was the 24th Kringle
to wear the red hat,
1397
01:30:28,290 --> 01:30:31,001
I had a couple small changes
I wanted to make.
1398
01:30:32,545 --> 01:30:34,755
We opened the first yoga studio
in the Pole.
1399
01:30:34,839 --> 01:30:36,799
Sorry.
1400
01:30:36,882 --> 01:30:38,926
I made Polly the first female elder elf.
1401
01:30:39,009 --> 01:30:42,972
Hey! Get out of my garden, now! Go!
1402
01:30:43,055 --> 01:30:44,431
Which I slightly regret.
1403
01:30:44,515 --> 01:30:47,143
These are high-intensity
infrared Santa goggles
1404
01:30:47,226 --> 01:30:49,812
which allow you to detect any lasers
between you and a tree.
1405
01:30:49,895 --> 01:30:53,315
Very impressive. Have we come up with
anything to deal with big, mean dogs?
1406
01:30:53,399 --> 01:30:54,650
Just this bone.
1407
01:30:54,733 --> 01:30:56,026
Okay. Keep working.
1408
01:30:56,110 --> 01:31:00,114
And as for me,
I mean, I'm Santa. It's great!
1409
01:31:00,489 --> 01:31:02,158
- Keep it coming.
- Thanks, Santa.
1410
01:31:02,241 --> 01:31:03,742
Thank you very much.
1411
01:31:03,826 --> 01:31:05,953
Okay, a letter from
Jake and Alex, everybody.
1412
01:31:06,036 --> 01:31:08,038
Alex is into music now,
1413
01:31:08,122 --> 01:31:10,374
so a slow cooker is out
and drum kit is in.
1414
01:31:10,457 --> 01:31:13,377
And throw in a pair of noise-cancelling
headphones for dad. Great.
1415
01:31:17,548 --> 01:31:18,966
When I was a little girl,
1416
01:31:19,049 --> 01:31:21,260
Christmas Eve was always
the best night of the year.
1417
01:31:22,887 --> 01:31:25,264
But this time, it was better than ever.
1418
01:31:26,599 --> 01:31:28,809
Because instead of getting the presents,
1419
01:31:29,393 --> 01:31:31,061
I was giving them.
1420
01:31:37,030 --> 01:31:42,030
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